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While reading a one of my kids books last night I came across a section on would you rather? option 1 or 2
The one that stuck in my mind was:
Would you rather be eaten by a bear or stung to death by bees?
No need to answer but it would be interesting to see people come up with more grim and impossible options.
Fire away!
Too easy.
ride a bike or talk about bikes on the internet
Be stoned to death or watch Bristol City play ?
What sort of kids book is that? 😯
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one the kids like 🙂
but not as good as;
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about a mole's quest to find who has crapped on his head.
one someone posed to me a while back:
Would you rather:
a) Break a baby's arm; or
b) Grate a cat's face?
Dave
Better book
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Especially when read by Samuel L Jackson
Sweary Content warning
My OH has a classic that she apparently found in some drinking game book.
Would you rather have a belly button that dispenses ketchup (actual ketchup, don't ask me how) OR a facilitating finger, that when you press buttons (lift, zebra crossing etc), makes said item come on immediately?
condiments or a finger that makes things come immediately... i know what my gf would say
Would you rather be attacked by a horse sized duck or 20 duck sized horses?