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Here's the premise.

I'll tell you three 'facts' about me. Two are true, one is a lie. You have to guess the lie.

The first person to guess correctly gets the next turn. They then do the same. Rinse and repeat.

Don't answer if you're not going to continue play. Please don't start your own list if it's not your turn, you have to win it as confirmed by namer the question setter (and it'll be carnage otherwise).


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:27 am
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Three facts, probably quite easy for regular readers:

1) I've flown a microlite.

2) I've jumped out an aeroplane.

3) I've piloted a helicopter.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:31 am
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4) I am James Bond 😃


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:33 am
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Form an orderly Q.


 
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5. Your sister is named Teresa
6. Your mum loves Easter


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:34 am
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7) you're not as funny as Bob Mortimer


 
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8. You have no authority here. No authority at all


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:36 am
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7 8 9) your gags are getting more repetitive than mine.

C'mon guys, don't spoil it, I thought this might be a bit of fun. *pouts*


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:36 am
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3


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:42 am
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or 2


 
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OK 1.

That's my final offer.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:44 am
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None of the above?


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 12:46 am
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The helicopter one is the lie


 
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I’d go with 3 as well, but Perchy made me laugh with his “no authority” response.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:04 am
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Microlite

Microlight


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:11 am
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@thols2 is correct.

Would love to, but never done it. It's on my list. I have thrown myself out of perfectly good aircraft and I have indeed flown and landed a helicopter. They're curious beasts.

Over to you for the next set, hols.


 
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I don’t think this thread went as planned......


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:16 am
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... and now you've spoiled it by editing your post to be an exercise in pedantry. :-p Still, you were right, so off you go.


 
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I don’t think this thread went as planned……

They rarely do.

Expected, however...


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:17 am
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1. I didn't intend to actually play this game, I was just being pedantic because I'm bored.
2. I'm not completely sure how many bikes I own.
3. My music collection includes every Billy Joel single he ever released.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:29 am
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Must be 3, no one ever owns a complete collection


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:53 am
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Must be 3, no one ever owns a complete collection

Yes. Also, a good chance to say how much I loathe Billy Joel.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 1:56 am
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Come on Somafunk…


 
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Just noticed, sorry

1 : I have walked a pet hyena on a lead.
2 : I have had to escape from a machete wielding drug dealer by jumping out a window as a drug deal (only charas) went bad in anjuna, goa.
3 : I have bungee jumped from Victoria falls bridge


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 2:33 am
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You can't really keep a hyena as a 'pet' so i'm going for that one.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 4:37 am
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You can’t really keep a hyena as a ‘pet’ so i’m going for that one.

Unless you're Pablo Escobar hiding out after faking your own death.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 5:09 am
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Yeah, that would still just be a captive hyena as opposed to a pet.
I am being petandic.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 5:18 am
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3.
The others are just a normal day in D&G, no?


 
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2. only cos the others have gone so its all thats left, i actually think its true.

EDIT: not actually sure i want to win this anyway as i can only think of one true fact thats vaguely interesting about me....


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 8:45 am
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3 because you’ve got the hump that lynx and puma have their own helicopters.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 9:01 am
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Matt wins 👏


 
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I once ate six mars bars in half an hour

While working on a site i unearthed a bomb

I've won every game of trivial pursuit I've ever played


 
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I won last time we played this game.
I lost last time we played this game.
I like this game.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 9:50 am
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If Matt won why is Jon posting his three things? Are Matt and Jon the same person?


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 9:59 am
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No he's just being "that person"🙄


 
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I have had to escape from a machete wielding drug dealer by jumping out a window as a drug deal (only charas) went bad in anjuna, goa

The problem with this game is I now want to know all about the above incident!


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 11:28 am
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1: My name is John Caramel
2: My name is Barbara Lighthouse
3: My name is Steve Bytheway


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 11:34 am
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I have had to escape from a machete wielding drug dealer by jumping out a window as a drug deal (only charas) went bad in anjuna, goa

I knew that one was true cos it's been mentioned before.


 
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1: My name is John Caramel
2: My name is Barbara Lighthouse
3: My name is Steve Bytheway


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 11:47 am
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No I, Ludicrous fans in then?


 
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Was quite looking forwards to this game but, it has been spoilt by eejuts that can't resist jumping the gun.

What it needs is a moderator to clean up the crap posts and let the game flow 😉


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 7:03 pm
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Matt wins

I've puked on Cliff Richard.
I've beaten an Olympian at thier sport.
I've had a beer with BoJo.


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 7:41 pm
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I’m going for number 3 - I’ve had a beer with BoJo


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 7:52 pm
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@funkmasterp has it - I've only had a coffee with BoJo and his dad, and only because I had a coffee machine on our trade stand...


 
Posted : 19/02/2021 8:07 pm
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I used to be able to do thirty handstand press-ups

A friend and I twice narrowly avoided arrest for racing reclining armchairs down a street at 03:30 on the morning.

I’ve never ridden a proper road bike

Jesus, my life is devoid of anything interesting 😀


 
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