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[Closed] Worst Winter for decades imminant?

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here's a simple weather forecasting method that's never wrong:

is it in the express? - then it's bollocks.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 6:40 pm
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Rowan berries are not only plentyful but they are the reddest ive seen them for years.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 6:42 pm
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I've consulted my seaweed and apparently I'm going to spend all winter complaining about either the lack of snow, or the current excess of snow. There will be 1 day of perfect snow, which will occur while I'm in the office.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 6:45 pm
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It's not wrong,the weather is just a bit late.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 6:57 pm
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i'm going half fat on the mtb.

I'll be in a win/win situation.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 7:01 pm
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Loads of berries on the trees this year, its supposed to be a sign of a bad winter.

Actually, it's the sign of a really good summer. Compared to last year, certainly.
The Met Office have given up on long-range forecasts after getting it wrong so often; can anyone remember the 'barbecue summer' they promised? I think that was before two of the wettest summers in decades.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 7:10 pm
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The didn't promise any such thing. The media reported that they had, and people held them to a promise they never made.

They invented a technique for making very general loose predictions about the seasons with loads of caveats, but they stopped publishing them because the stupid public could not understand the terms of the forecast so ended up saying stuff like that ^


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 8:50 pm
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I like long term forecasts, I remember getting one for the august bank holiday weekend one year, in about february. They reported with 40% confidence that it'd be dark at night, brighter during the day.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 8:52 pm
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As theories go

Forget it ๐Ÿ˜ณ can't link

Monty python Brontasaurus theory


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 8:59 pm
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Loads of berries on the trees this year, its supposed to be a sign of a bad winter.

Actually, it's the sign of a really good summer. Compared to last year, certainly.
The Met Office have given up on long-range forecasts after getting it wrong so often; can anyone remember the 'barbecue summer' they promised? I think that was before two of the wettest summers in decades.


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The didn't promise any such thing. The media reported that they had, and people held them to a promise they never made.

They invented a technique for making very general loose predictions about the seasons with loads of caveats, but they stopped publishing them because the stupid public could not understand the terms of the forecast so ended up saying stuff like that ^

More to to the point is the papers tended rail on the Met office when forecasts didn't turn out as the press presented them to be. But with stories like the one in the OP (and the Express makes ample use of this but the telegraph does to) is buy prewritten sensational weather stories from obscure weather agencies. These 'agencies' in some cases don't even have any actual staff just a bunch of made up names and stock photos on their website - its just a guy typing out weather-words to order. Oddly these papers aren't so critical when these predictions come to nothing as they no full well there isn't anyone or anything to call into question.


 
Posted : 12/10/2013 9:36 pm
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For record, the original 'barbecue summer' press release from the met office did very much lay out the prediction in bold:

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/news/releases/archive/2009/summer2009


 
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