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Love is a roller coaster by Ronan Keating. Beat that!


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:08 pm
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I can't even bring myself to type the song name but it's by Natasha Bedingfield. Makes me physically ill.

Thing is.. love [i]is[/i] a roller coaster! Literally.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:11 pm
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R Kelly.. I Believe I Can Fly.
Utter sheeite.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:12 pm
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Bryan adams - everything I do....


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:13 pm
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Hey Jude. A 7 minute song with 4 mins of "na na na nan a nan na". And Macca screaming.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:14 pm
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Bryan adams – everything I do….

You mean everything he does?


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:14 pm
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Robbie Williams - that Russian thing.

Oasis well just oasis.

American Pie

DezB's playlist. 😁


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:17 pm
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"Shan de le ear" by Sia is pretty awful


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:21 pm
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DezB’s playlist.

Thank ****.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:24 pm
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Thing is.. love is a roller coaster! Literally.

Any more of that talk and we'll start calling you Debz again


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:24 pm
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Imagine. Lennon.

Wibbly piffle.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:25 pm
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Imagine. Lennon.

Wibbly piffle.

Oh yes and I'll raise you The Beatles.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:31 pm
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Anything by AC/DC. Or Meatloaf.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:32 pm
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It's Friday. It's Friday.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:34 pm
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Imagine. Lennon.

It's in a dead heat with Hotel California


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:37 pm
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Prefab Sprout: The King of Rock 'n' Roll


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:37 pm
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Good call on Rubbish Kelly, but I find most of the grime genre irksome.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:42 pm
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any beatles song. just pooh


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:44 pm
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Umbrella by diarrhoehannah.


 
Posted : 03/05/2019 11:50 pm
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DezB owns Drac

(is that what the kidz say?)


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 12:00 am
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I wouldn't call any of the above shite I think anyone who can write and make music and have sold so many records deserves some credit and I couldn't put acdc or the Beatles or sia etc on any list as long as Bieber is still able to open his mouth.

Tumba thumper or whatever it was valled by chombawomba fair pist me off for the 3 months they were around


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 12:07 am
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Natasha Bedingfield.

Not her brother then and "if you're not the one"? It's like he took all the shittest most obvious bits of all the shittest love songs in existence and mashed them all together in mega vomit cringe fest of ****ing bullshite.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 12:08 am
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Shang a Lang - Bay City Rollers

or just maybe, Waterloo - ABBA


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 12:19 am
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This. End of thread.

Great sentiment. Truly awful execution.

75 million views. WT actual F?


 
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Posted : 04/05/2019 1:48 am
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Earthsong by Michael Jackson was pretty poor.

Chumbawumba have been around for ages, i supported them in 86; TubThumping was an exception.

But seriously, can none of you remember the sh!te that appeared in the 70s & 80s?
For example, Joe Dolce “shaddapa ya face”; The Birdy Song; anything by Chad ‘n’ Dave; Disco; The Nolans?


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 2:03 am
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any beatles song. just pooh

And that’s just utter bollocks.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 2:36 am
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For example, Joe Dolce “shaddapa ya face”

Yes, but that was meant to just be a bit of silly fun, not a serious song. All that hippie-folk-psychelic-prog rock crap from the 60s and 70s was meant to be taken seriously when it was really just a bunch of pretentious art school dicks sitting around masturbating about how cool they thought they were. Punk and heavy metal were ridiculous, but at least they saved us from prog rock.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 2:40 am
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Oh, and Billy Joel sucks too, in case anyone forgot.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 2:41 am
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Chirpy chirpy cheap cheap


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 7:08 am
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Anything by Barry Manilow


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 7:19 am
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Posted : 04/05/2019 7:34 am
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Imagine by Lennon.
The Frog Chorus by Macca.

Both dire.

And that baby crying thing by Stevie Wonder.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:09 am
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Thank ****.

Good point.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:11 am
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The Russians take the biscuit when it comes to seriously demented pop music.

Here's my entry, its ludicrously NSFW so I wont embed the video.

You have been warned


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 8:52 am
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KLF justified and ancient. The line. “ they’re justified and ancient and they drive “Ice cream vans” still makes me laugh !!


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:00 am
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Spin Doctors - Two Princes


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:03 am
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I will always love you - Whitney Houston


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:10 am
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Anything with Sean Paul in it.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:19 am
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I will always love you – Whitney Houston +1

And anything of that genre, it is just going up and down scales to prove they can rather than having a tune.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:22 am
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Lighthouse Family, all of it.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:24 am
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Anything by these two, literally anything from their back catalogue or anything that’s whizzing around the space between their ears..Dull, whiny, monologues..


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:30 am
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Lovely Day - Bill Withers. It's like he had an extra couple of minutes to fill at the end so simply repeated Lovely Day until time was up and he could go home.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:39 am
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Licence To Kill - Beverly Knight. She does this tuh thing on the end of kill so it sounds like Licence To Kilt. Bugs the crap out of me.


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 9:42 am
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Anything by Ricky Gervais and his whining self analysing navel gazing single prop sounding drivel..


 
Posted : 04/05/2019 10:02 am
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