[Closed] World's most disgusting substances?

tuna
week old protein shake

marmite

Baked Beans

fox c%ap, when Monty rolls in it

beta-mercaptoethanol

Red Bull

Fox crap - seconded, my god its awful CKone for dogs!

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Kidney or liver

thomthumb -tinned tuna shirley?

backed up sewage drains

Custard. 😥

Rotten potato always makes me wretch

mushy peas

week old protein shake

+1. Nothing yet has beaten this in my book of grim substances.

A small fish pushed into a half empty bottle of milk (props for a still life class we were doing) then left in the college art studio over the Christmas holidays.

The smell lives with me 20+ years on...

depends on the circumstances - remember the foot and mouth carry on a few years back? a farm labourer contracted it. What happened was a cow had died of foot and mouth while the farm was quarantined. A couple of weeks later, workers were allowed on the farm and one job was to remove this now swollen cow's corpse. Unfortunately, when they tried to move it, it exploded due to "internal gasses". Farm labourer took ill shortly afterwards. Apparently, when the cow exploded, he "ingested" some of the "material".

Now make no mistake, i eat dead cow myself, but that's really gross.

Fox or badger shit, wins hands down. Nothing smells quite as like it.

Piers Morgan +1

Blue blood.

discharge

Blue Waffles... google if you dare.

spray mount

Are you in there Mr Hill?

MDMA before you've swallowed it. After it's great

The Southern Yeti - Member
Blue Waffles... google if you dare.

Don't, really don't 😥

But it wins though doesn't it Mr Dodger?
It's really disgusting... just imagine going d....

Cat shit, after it's been eaten by a ladrador and thrown back up again
At 6am, 🙁

Dog poo.

The Southern Yeti - Member
But it wins though doesn't it Mr Dodger?

Especially as I'm halfway through a lunchtime bowl of moules 😕

Pah... compared with the fragrance of a retrieved tampon which has been "forgotten" for a week or two that is nothing.

Babies first nappy - horrible beyong belief - gets everywhere

Freshly tipped over portaloo is somewhat unpleasant. I don't recommend going within 100 paces of such a stench. I'd imagine that the burst cow and "sanitary" ❓ product might be worse though.

My lunch which I just vommed up having googled "blue waffle".

human excrement (AKA piers morgan)

Politicians.

Eggs.

Durian

That solidified fat and rotten food mix you get in the sewers under chinatown has a hell of a reputation.

in my first job we spent a couple of months half filling a 10 litre container with left over bits of drink and food. All sorts went in there tea, coffee, cola, milk, bits of fruit, sandwich fillings basically anything that someone wanted to sacrifice from their lunch. It then got forgotten about for a couple of years until we had a clear out. That was the second most disgusting substance in the world. Obviously the first would be Piers Morgan.

When I got home from work the other day, I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom.

For the love of all that's sacred, why?

I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom

Sure he wasn't trying to, erm, self fellate perchance? 😆

I'd have rather that had been the excuse.

I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom

How does he pick his nose?

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re. the portaloo. we rocked one back and forth with our 'mate' in it one NYE up town. he came out with shit and piss soaked trousers. his night ended at about eight o'clock.