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...curry’s with beer and angel wipes !
It always amazes me how that happens, flatulent that could kill when it comes to the crunch not even a micro stain on the paper.
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Ghost wipes?
RM.
Yeah Ghost Wipe no idea what Angel Wipe is.
Angel wipe = ghost wipe
A wipe from the angels !
New one to me.
Curry's what?
This is one of them threads that I have literally no clue what is being gone on about.
Carry on.
I call them Aces, not heard of them being called angel wipes or ghost wipes
Teflon wipe?
Royal Flush.
Clean drop.
Nomenclature aside, I think we can wholeheartedly agree that this the opposite of the brown crayon.
RM.
Ghostie
Strike an ace
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Nomenclature aside, I think we can wholeheartedly agree that this the opposite of the brown crayon.
Ah, the devil's sharpie.
All of these are better than a poke through.
It always amazes me how that happens, flatulent that could kill when it comes to the crunch not even a micro stain on the paper
Must have been a magic brown bubble
Angel wipes sounds creepy, like you’re paying someone to tickle your arse with a feather whilst you’re having a movement or something. That’s an image that’ll haunt my dreams tonight.
Nothing beats a ghost poo though. Where you hear it hit the water, wipe, nothing! Check the bowl.....nothing!
like you’re paying someone to tickle your arse with a feather whilst you’re having a movement or something.
I have the strangest...
Particularly incredible if one has just deposited a proper Bungle's finger.
And with 'angel's wipe', are you getting confused with the 'devil's whisper'*?
*The very last faint, almost inaudible fart you dare let go, when you know theres something hellish, hot on its heels...
Poseidon's kiss: bottom splashback.
ASDA bog roll?
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(Sorry)
All of these are better than a poke through.
Lynda Bellingham's finger?
like you’re paying someone to tickle your arse with a feather whilst you’re having a movement or somethin
That is weird. Why would you pay them?
That is weird. Why would you pay them?
Supply and demand
I think Phenomena is an Irish saint, not an angel.
When this happens and it disappears round the bend, I call it a magic poo. It feels and smells like you've done one, all the sound effects are there, but when you wipe, nothing. You turn around and look? Nothing. I normally do the lottery numbers after washing my hands.
I refuse to wipe after an angel turd. Seems like a missed opportunity otherwise. If you're confident that there's zero tagnuts the feeling of smug satisfaction lasts all day. What's the worst that can happen? ;o)
[strong]CaptainFlashheart[/strong] wrote:
All of these are better than a poke through.
I really hate it when my finger goes through the paper when wiping......
but apart from that I'm really loving my new job in the old folks home.
What’s the worst that can happen?
When this happens and it disappears round the bend, I call it a magic poo.
Ghost ship surely?
The ideal beer for such a shite...
