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Surely we should retire 5 years before women to balance out the years we live after retirement.
How about after you have worked for 50yrs then you can have your pension so if you get a job after leaving school at 16 then at 66 get your pension i know that is hard luck on all those who dont start work till later on in life but i think 50yrs in work is long enough to expect a pension.
Surely we could be self sufficient if we all turned vegetarian?
Not sure how well wheat would do halfway up a mountain in Snowdonia....
why don't we provide an out of school program where people get 15 years off work after they leave school? Then they work till they die?
The good thing about this type of program is we can use old people to do jobs where you don't have to think quickly or hear well like working in ASDA or creating marketing campaigns and we can use young, able people with sharp brains fresh out of their gap 15 years to do real jobs like saving lives and engineering.
"So let's do school til 18, piss about til we're 30 running up immense debts, then work til we die."
Surely the better life plan is:
"So let's do school til 18, piss about til we're 30 running up immense debts, then default on our debts and sponge off the state till we die."
Surely the better life plan is:
"So let's do school til 18, piss about til we're 30 running up immense debts, then default on our debts and sponge off the state till we die."
Surely the better life plan is:
"So let's do school til 18, piss about til we're 30 lending out other people's money like there's no tomorrow, then when there's a debt crises, sponge off the state until we're back on our feet and able to 'make' obscene amounts of money once again".
Men should have to work longer to make up for sitting on their lazy arses at home nothing towards the housework. Bet if you added up all the paid and unpaid work women do at home and in employment its loads more than lazy men. Women should be able to retire at 30 so we can stay home, look pretty and plop babies out every year 😀 For both reasons, that is why we were given boobs.
Only joking.... 8)
aracer - MemberSurely the better life plan is:
"So let's do school til 18, piss about til we're 30 running up immense debts, then default on our debts and sponge off the state till we die."
Fair dos, that does sound good.