Woe is me

brokenbanjo

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Why is it that when you have day drinking planned and the judicious application of heat to meat, with friends, the wife gets ill. Now I have to either forego the planned festivities, or accommodate the three year old. The stress is real.

Posted : 07/09/2024 8:55 am

daviek

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Fill the kid with booze and steak. You'll soon get peace 🙂

Posted : 07/09/2024 9:03 am

ElShalimo

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BBQ the 3 yr old

Problem solved

Posted : 07/09/2024 9:04 am

ads678

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Screen and LOTS OF SWEETS!

Or just pass the kid around the mates to play with.

TBH though, the wife is probably testing you!!...

Posted : 07/09/2024 9:31 am

DickBarton

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I'd be abandoning the sick one and taking the 3 year old along with me...never too early to learn the joys of BBQ!

Posted : 07/09/2024 9:35 am

arrpee

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Pays to remember the following adage, particularly when you have a 3-year-old:

"If you want to have a good time, forget it."

Posted : 07/09/2024 10:07 am

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brokenbanjo

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Well she's already said "Daddy are you going to the pub today to drink beer? Can I come?"

So that may be an equitable solution. I'll pass her to a mate when we return for the BBQ.

Posted : 07/09/2024 10:53 am

llama

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'the' wife?

Posted : 07/09/2024 10:59 am