Twenty odd years ago I ruptured a muscle just above my knee. Big, hard lump turned up. Not painful, but visible. I used to scare people by asking them to touch it.
So it was there for twenty years. AND NOW IT'S GONE!!!
Where the hell is it? I've looked under the sofa, it's not there.
Really, any ideas?
Left back pocket?
The kitchen? You know, next to the kettle. That's where my keys usually are.
You've been cloned, and your memories implanted, but they missed this injury.
Check for dots under your eyelid.
It's crazy, and what's more worrying is, what if all my injuries start disappearing. By the time I die I'll have none and everyone will think I'm a bit of a jessie when my body gets hung naked from a huge inflatable penis and flown over Manchester is will be my last wish.
Side affect of HGH doping?
It's down the back if the sofa,
Have you now got 3 bollocks?
I watched The Worlds End last night. It's true, you've been cloned from your DNA and and you are a new you, injuries gone 🙂
Your old you is being mulched for compost, your new replacement has a loose head and you are full of blue goo.
🙂
Nah it's under the fridge!
The unused muscle fibre has atrophied and been absorbed.
I had a ganglion in my wrist for years.
Fell off my bike and broke my hip and the ganglion disappeared. Weird.
It's probably in the same place my lad put my keys, (let me know if you find 'em) or you've been injected with an experimental flesh eating nanobot.
