Forum search & shortcuts

Wife away for the w...
 

[Closed] Wife away for the weekend.....

Posts: 0
Free Member
 

These threads crack me up 🙂


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 2:11 pm
 emma
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

LOL LOL LOL reading that, is sadly, the best laugh I've had all wk. Going to swap my pillow!! What would i do? That would be telling (rye smile)Why don't you have a guess what us ladies (some of us ladies) would do. Clue: I wouldn't stay at my mother's or friends' house. Still imagining you blokes wondering around peeing on things lol lol


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 4:44 pm
Posts: 1617
Free Member
 

lol, OHs away for 3 weeks.

I'm sure the novelty will wear off though after a few days of having to cook for myself, look after all the animals and running out of underwear 😀


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 4:57 pm
Posts: 1930
Free Member
 

A word of warning! If you've got a mahooooosive telly, be careful watching porn on it! It can be quite intimidating! Like the first time you watch Alien!

So I wasn't the only person that noticed Kane was packing some serious Bratwurst?


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 5:38 pm
Posts: 1459
Free Member
 

it's a good chance to clean the house properly


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 9:20 pm
 Joe
Posts: 1728
Free Member
 

Form many of the responses here, you would have thought the OP asked what should i do for the weekend "because my Mum has gone away for the weekend, and I'm 14"


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 9:27 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

andyl - Member
lol, OHs away for 3 weeks.

I'm sure the novelty will wear off though after a few days

A danger **** of the novelty rod. lol.


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 9:37 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Someone would have had to explain a "danger w#@k" to me when I was 14.


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 9:45 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Emma82-Maybe it's just a bloke thing then? I can't think that any male on here would be faced with a free weekend and then go to their parents. You are definitely the fairer sex and we're just a bunch of selfish old buggers? Just for the record though, my missus is pretty ace.(Damage limitation).

I'm just a massive scaredy cat about the dark and my house is only my home when t'uther half is there, if he's not here i'd rather be at my other home 🙂

I'm also not much into danger w%^*s although I did give it a go in the bath once but got caught, put me off a bit.


 
Posted : 24/03/2013 11:05 pm
Page 2 / 2