Nice ride in the Peaks with a mate - tick
Great pub lunch afterwards - tick
Jobs left for me to do when I got home completed - tick
A few new bike components sat in the garage to help fill the evenings - tick
Fridge stocked with tasty food and drink I don't usually get to have - tick
Hard-drive on the telly full of interesting stuff [b]I[/b] want to watch - tick
Garmin and lights all charged - tick
Commuting kit sorted so I can make the most of the clocks changing and take the hillier route in tomorrow - tick
I love them all dearly, I will miss them all terribly, the silence in the house is very odd, but at this precise moment:
BRING IT ON! 😆
Hookers?
Blow?
Watching porn on the big telly with the sound turned up - tick
Any anchovies?
Jobs left for me to do when I got home completed - tick
They will always find something you haven't done on their return 😆
Make sure you work on the bike in the kitchen and wash bike parts in the sink/dishwasher too just to make the most of it 😉
Live dangerously!
Bike maintenance on the dining table FTW 🙂
Piss in every sink! 😉
Leave the bog seat up! 😀
@MoreCash, nicely done
Relaxing in front of the TV in your pants..
*spots rickmeisters comment*
*closes curtains*
MoreCashThanDash - Member
*spots [s]rickmeisters[/s] lazybike's comment**closes curtains*
FTFY
My wifes away this week as well.
Build Fatbike up from spare parts pile 🙂 - Tick
Think of excuse for new bike - Tick(ish)
If it helps I have just asked my wife if I can bin next summers holiday in cornwall to go biking with a mate .... so I could have some time to myself soon ....
I suspect that this topic has reached all it's logical conclusions at this point.
Its the little things you appreciate
One of the greatest solo pleasures in life is sitting on the sofa watching the tellybox, and instead of skulking off, just casually lifting up one of your arsecheeks and letting rip an absolutely chuffing enormous, window-rattling fart.
I'm presuming the diet you've got lined up will be making you pretty volatile 😉
Andyfla - even though we both know you are in the wrong, you can come and park the camper on our drive anytime if she kicks you out.
One of the greatest solo pleasures in life is sitting on the sofa watching the tellybox, and instead of skulking off, just casually lifting up one of your arsecheeks and letting rip an absolutely chuffing enormous, window-rattling fart.
You haven't been married long, have you binners?
