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[Closed] Why is a warm toilet seat so unsettling?

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Just been for a #2 and was upset because the seat was warm as I sat down. I actually grimaced and thought "oh noooooo." But I know that if I sit on a cool toilet seat, it's only because it's not been used for a bit - not because it's never been used before!

Why do we find a "just used" seat so bad?


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:40 pm
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I prefer a warm one...as long as it's not wet!


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:41 pm
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Arse


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:41 pm
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A bit like getting into a cool bed, it feels clean regardless of last night shenanigans. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:42 pm
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For some, It's as close as another mans genitalia will come to your backside, some men are more comfortable with that than others. Perhaps you are in denial of some kind?


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:43 pm
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the maps of Sri Lanka must remind you though? Warm or cold


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:43 pm
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Warm is okay but sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:46 pm
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well i'd be worried as i live alone (sob!) ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:48 pm
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The visually impaired men here wee all over the seat and floor I have to clean ours before I can even sit down for a wee.... think yourself lucky


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:49 pm
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Get a sign bagpuss:

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Posted : 22/06/2011 12:51 pm
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was there something on the seat keeping it warm?


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:51 pm
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Ermmmmmmmmmmmm Graham.....?

The clue was in 'BLIND' how would they see your sign love?

hahahaha x


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:54 pm
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Why is a warm toilet seat so unsettling?

Is it though? No, really, is it unsettling?


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:54 pm
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During winter I pay someone to sit on the seat for a few minutes so as to warm it up a little.

Because I can.


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 12:57 pm
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Well it could be worse, the last place I worked at there was a regular "abuser" who I assume regularly consumed small portions of dynamite the night before, judging by his "scatter patterns". Urgh.


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:00 pm
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the maps of Sri Lanka must remind you though?

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I probbly really don't want to know, do I? ๐Ÿ™

"scatter patterns"

Pebbledasher?


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:01 pm
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Ermmmmmmmmmmmm Graham.....?

The clue was in 'BLIND' how would they see your sign love?

hahahaha x


I read "visually impared" as some form of sarcasm, not a statement of fact!


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:01 pm
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aaaaaah ok no if I was being sarcastic it would have been much more vicious but get your point 8)


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:04 pm
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Having had to use festival loos ( emergency!!) a warm seat is no problem


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:17 pm
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Having had to use festival loos ( emergency!!) a warm seat is no problem

Fair point that.

I should have made it clear in my OP that I was referring to the toilets at work. I don't mind at home if the seat's warm - in fact it's nice.


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:19 pm
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I'd rather have warmth than footprints...


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:20 pm
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the maps of Sri Lanka must remind you though?

That's a cracking name for a restaurant / lounge / bar.


 
Posted : 22/06/2011 1:23 pm