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[Closed] Why do shower farts smell worse?

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I've always supposed it's because you're trapped in there with them. But there's normally an extruder fan running, so it can't be that.

Now I'm wondering if it's because the water droplets help the fart release its flavours, like when you add a splash of water to a good whisky?


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:28 pm
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Are you sure they're just farts?
Do you find your shower blocks up a lot?


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:30 pm
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Maybe it's the heightened state of your senses due to the invigorating droplets of water stimulating nerve endings all over your body

or the contrast between clean smells and the fausty smog of death being released from a warm and constrictive tomb


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:32 pm
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1. Surely you mean better but...

But there's normally an extruder

2. If there is any 'extruding' going on then you have probably shit in the shower and need to squidge it down the plug hole.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:32 pm
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Confined space + I think humid air makes humans more sensitive to smell


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:33 pm
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Your nose works better when it's moist on the inside, the humid conditions of a shower are perfect for maximum sensitivity. Same reason why dogs have wet noses, and why the outdoors smell more strongly after rain.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:38 pm
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Are you sure they're just farts?
Do you find your shower blocks up a lot?

lol!!!


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:44 pm
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humid air makes humans more sensitive to smell

Ah - makes sense!

why dogs have wet noses

I pity my dogs now.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:44 pm
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No filtration through cloth........


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:47 pm
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A shower fart is wasted if there is a cast iron bath within the proprerty.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:48 pm
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I think also shower farts are worse (for me at least) due to them being an early morning experience - whole night of ripening leading to extra potency, I think


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 12:49 pm
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Under a shower there's quite a strong air current going upwards (hence why the shower curtain always billows inwards) so I would expect anything expelled down below is pulled straight up towards your nose rather than spreading out slowly in all directions.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 1:36 pm
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(hence why the shower curtain always billows inwards)

That's nothing to do with upward air currents, it's because moving air has a lower pressure than stationary. See also, the GCSE explanation of how a wing works.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 2:55 pm
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Your own farts always smell fantastic, so the real question is - who is farting in the OP's shower?


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 3:00 pm
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That's nothing to do with upward air currents, it's because moving air has a lower pressure than stationary

Erm... an air current has nothing to do with moving air?

S'okay, it's only Sunday, I normally try to avoid thinking too much as well... ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 3:16 pm
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"That's nothing to do with [b]upward [/b]air currents"


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 3:25 pm
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A shower fart is wasted if there is a cast iron bath within the proprerty.

Edward Woodward


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 6:23 pm
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God, I love STW . lots of ๐Ÿ˜† .


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 7:10 pm
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Worse, shurely better?


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 9:28 pm
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Has anyone ever had a case of 'acrid roasted peanuts & burning tyres' farts?

Like, it's such a distinct warm flavour it would almost make you heave if you weren't so proud of your production.
Have had this several times in my life, still can't tie it down to a particular ingestion. My dad genuinely nearly fainted when I released in his car once. He was so angry, the hypocrite.


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 10:34 pm
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My shower is a 29er so it really makes my farts come alive!


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 10:39 pm
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Can't beat s Dutch humidor...especially if your sharing with the wife ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 10:49 pm
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"Do you ever wee in the shower?" Said the wife.
"Of course, I always do a little wee when I'm having a poo." Said I.

Old ones are the best... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 15/11/2015 11:35 pm