"STW forum poster confused about women" shocker!

I have been stood next to a female who was pi$$ing into a urinal in a club, yes she was a classy burd.

oh god,

well it was just a matter of time + the law of averages that deviant sexual confessions should begin spilling out, I blame the lycra 😀

Podium you're not that fella that made the papers urinating in the specialist interest section of Waterstones only just the other day are you? 😀 😀
😀

I have never actually looked, but by careful deduction I have come to the conclusion that women's toilets are only constructed as tandem bowls and 2 women are required to operate each one.

Why else would they need to go to the toilet in pairs?

So obviously the single bowl puzzles them and they have to sit down while they puzzle out its operation.

PS how do you know they really sit down to pee? Do you have a particularly good view of your local girls school?

Caught one at it on a bridleway in Dorset last year.

Didn't stop to ask though.

Christ this forum is being taken over by 14 year olds.

Girls ? Why just girls ? ..........is this what the opposite sex represents for you ?

I think you'll find that grown women also sit down.

......but maybe you're not interested in grown women ?

ha - for Girls read ladies/girlies/females/ladettes all of the legal and above board age 😆

@ KINGTUT - 14 3/4 you miserable old crosseyed,goatee-combing,flouro wearing forum dweller 😉 🙄

Why don't men sit down to pee? Comfy, good reading time (if you can stretch the dribbles out a bit longer), etc...

to the OP - when you're older you might discover (if you stop hanging around bikes) that women's front bits are more complex than a slit with 2 holes. there are all manner of nooks and crannies which may cause excess 'splatterage'

Isn't there a scene at the beginning of The Full Monty where the women are peeing stood up?

My GF tried one of these.
[url= http://www.shewee.com/ ]The portable urinating device for women.[/url]

First time she used it though she peed all down her legs!

Iv sene pikturs on intarnet gurls hav 2 peehols so mak mess if pee standing

zzzzzzzzzz 🙄

[b]*cue the classic pic of Jojo in 'she-wee' standing up to piddle FAIL*[/b]

Cos this happens if we don't...

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We just ain't made right for standy uppy widdlyness, much to my chagrin!

so they're not waterproofs you're wearing there?

possibly because they find that a loo seat/floor/carpet etc with urine all over it unpleasant ?

Podium

Can you not get an adapter out of plumbing supplies?

At least you had warm legs jojo. 😯

I've seen it done effectively, mostly at music festivals, but I'm guessing there's a lot of failed attempts leading up to the triumphant display of skill... Also seen at festivals various "she-wee" failures, got to be done just right apparently.

Podium - do you actually know any women ?

It's an anatomy thing - suggest next time you need a number two, try and do it standing up - this won't be exactly the same but will give you an approximate idea of the challenges.

And we will want a full report please !

And we will want a full report please !

But no pictures.

Cue google'ing for Kari Traa

DrJ - Member

Cue google'ing for Kari Traa

That isn't the 'McFlurry' girl per chance???

Another thread started by a juvenile idiot

Years ago when I climbing a ridge in the alps a woman from the party above knocked out a Richard the belay stance, just as I arrived from the pitch below. I think she was german.

Years ago when I climbing a ridge in the alps a woman from the party above knocked out a Richard the belay stance, just as I arrived from the pitch below. I think she was german.

I have no idea what that means, but it somehow reinforces the stereotype I have in my mind about Germans.

Rhyming slang, "Richard the Third."

😯

up a mountain?

From, believe it or not, "The Nation's Favourite Poems".

"Toilet" by Hugo Young.

Toilet

I wonder will I speak to the girl
sitting opposite me on this train.
I wonder will my mouth open and say,
'Are you going all the way
to Newcastle?' or 'Can I get you a coffee?'
Or will it simply go 'aaaaah'
as if it had a mind of its own?

Half closing eggshell blue eyes,
she runs her hand through her hair
so that it clings to the carriage cloth,
then slowly frees itself.
She finds a brush and her long fair hair
flies back and forth like an African fly-whisk,
making me feel dizzy.

Suddenly, without warning,
she packs it all away in a rubber band
because I have forgotten to look out
the window for a moment.
A coffee is granted permission
to pass between her lips
and does so eagerly, without fuss.

A tunnel finds us looking out the window
into one another's eyes. She leaves her seat,
but I know that she likes me
because the light saying 'TOILET'
has come on, a sign that she is lifting
her skirt, taking down her pants
and peeing all over my face.

by careful deduction I have come to the conclusion that women's toilets are only constructed as tandem bowls and 2 women are required to operate each one.

Why else would they need to go to the toilet in pairs?

Jasper Carrot used to do a sketch about how women's toilets are built about 5 feet higher than men's ones. Women kindly help each other up to the high throne.

If the OP thought about it for more than ten seconds, he'd realise that, due to the really obvious physical differences, principally the inability for women to ‘point’, as it were, both underwear and outerwear, if trousers are worn, would have to be removed to avoid the real likelyhood of things getting wet. Hell, it happens to men, standing up. How can a mammal be so slow and still have respiratory functions?

Shewee - why?

CountZero - Member

If the OP thought about it for more than ten seconds, he'd realise that, due to the really obvious physical differences, principally the inability for women to ‘point’

That reminds me, 'UP' really is quite a good film, well it made me laugh anyway.

A girl I once knew used me to see what it was like to pee standing up; I found it an odd experience.

Jeez - what a contradictory place STW is.One minute its all fun and jest on the knacker-shaving thread.Then it's have a go at me for a light hearted lady question.

If one of the "in crowd" had asked the tongue in cheek Q then responses may have been slightly different,no doubt.Thank goodness I don't fit the IT/Civil Service STW norm 🙄

Anyway,having seen my fair share of proud [if hilarious] stander-uppers [ex gfs with and without their friends, between the age 30 and 50 attempting the manoeuvre] the question still stands...

podium - quite a bit more than 14 3/4 and well versed in anatomical matters thank you very much.

Make your mind up Podium ........ was it a serious question, or a tongue in cheek one ?

If it was a tongue in cheek one as you claim, then you can hardly expect STWers to give you a serious answer and not take the p*ss.

Though to an extent, I agree with your claim of inconsistency and profile prejudices.

Ever been to ****stan or N India?
The men squat to pee, there. No standing, it's rude.

Some women seem to have no problem with the 'stand up wee' around these parts if the circumstances are right ie. exit club after gallon of WKD, hit cold air, long taxi cue, realise ambulance will provide handy cover from said cue, hitch skirt (often not required due to lack of length), slight bend of knee, sorted ! Usually then followed by a wave and "can you give us a lift to...."[i]pick anywhere near Durham[/i]"!!!

Class 😯