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Oooh…. such smugness and sanctimony in the tone of your reply? Faantastic!
😀 Did you like it ? I was pretty pleased with it myself
Sorry I couldn't be bothered with the rest of your post - I tried reading it but it was too messy and couldn't be arsed to work out your point.
His point was, he'd be out there morning, noon and night with a shovel clearing it up, rather than move away.
Me? I'd have the worlds best veg patch 8)
D) ride/bunnyhop/jump it!
<EDIT> oh.. just remembered this is STW so I'd better add
E) Call Jedi 😉
+1 for working with horse owners to make the trails better for both horse and bike. From the attitude of most round here it would never happen but still we can but hope.
I am moving soon unfortunately (or fortunately) as I need to be much closer to uni so problem solved for my poo dilemma.
I am moving soon unfortunately (or fortunately) as I need to be much closer to uni so problem solved for my poo dilemma.
Can't you move to a bridleway closer to uni ?
No but I might be able to stay on the same canal so closely linking me to the bridleway should I get nostalgic.
Maybe if I get really low I could just pile some horse poo on my bike (I will have sold my car by then so next best thing?)
😉
So you are going to move from living on a bridleway to living on a canal ........is there any particular reason why living in a street, you know like most of the population does, doesn't appeal to you ?
Anyway you be careful, canals often have geese and swans living on them.....have you ever seen goose shit ? Right nasty horrible mess it is.....you skid/slip on a dollop of that on the tow-path and you're likely to end up straight in the canal.
I bet you didn't think of that ........ just like you didn't think of horses and horseshit before you went to live on the a bridleway. At least this time you can't say that you didn't know.
Ride through it, will make your bike grown into a 29er 😀
Riding through horse crap is one of the risks of riding in the countryside, as is sheep poo and getting rabbit poo stuck to your hand when you sit down. If you don't like it go ride a trail centre. I prefer the proper countryside with the occasional smell of horse/cow poo.
Dog crap on the other hand....no need for anyone to leave it anywhere. In town it is a menace and health risk and in the countryside it spreads diseases to other dogs and livestock and is disgusting.
No sane person puts horse poo on their garden. It contains undigested seeds which will grow as soon as you put it on the rose beds/veg patch. It needs a good long rotting in a heap before it can be used. Pah Townies.
Walks away muttering.....
What's with the long face?
ernie_lynch - Memberis there any particular reason why living in a street, you know like most of the population does, doesn't appeal to you ?
people like you live on streets 😉
It's best that they dont pick it up. Could you imagine the size of the bags we'd find hanging from the trees!
Zoolander - respect for that comment. branches on the ground!
i think they should have number plates so they are more accountable
And tax discs too.
Well just to recap what I'm saying : I have a driveway, there's no horseshit on it, I don't live on a bridleway.Try I work out for yourself what that suggests..........I think you'll probably find a clue in there somewhere.
Let me know how you get on.
I don't live on a bridleway, but am surrounded by animals (cows and horses) and neither group crap on my driveway. What does this mean?
horse s*it is great! throw it on the garden , make a cob wall, dry it out and sell it to the local kids as weed - a multitude of uses
. . and another thing. why does no-one ever seem to have a problem with cat poo? cat owners are allowed to let their vermin crap everywhere
why does no-one ever seem to have a problem with cat poo?
I don't know, I just don't have a problem with it.
Mind you, I don't have a problem with birdshit either........a lot of people have a problem with birdshit. My brother does - he hates the stuff.
I have a problem with cat poo! My veg patch is covered with all sorts of obstacles to stop the little ****ers crapping in my onion patch.
I don't have a problem with cat poo. I probably would do if my cat wasn't considerate enough to travel the significant distances involved to crap in Harry's onion patch.
Never **** on your own doorstep, I told her. God knows why she inferred that meant Harry's onion patch. But she did. Hey ho