[Closed] Why are you here?

Working nights.

Kept man.

I've got no friends, and the real world terrifies me

I work unsociable hours, and don't have a bike to ride.

Sneeky work posts?

It's, ahem, lunchtime... so not that sneaky 😉

Admin at work.

Some idiot at the LBS said it would be a good place "to meet likeminded people and sell shit" when I started 3 years ago.

I don't know what sort of person he thought I was... I still haven't sold anything and Wednesday Night Rides are long forgotten.

Still 'here 'cause I learn stuff, i feel I belong and it's good to see how seriously people still take tippy-tapping keyboard fighting.

Cocodomolling my way through today's face pain then back to work tomorrow.

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!?

I've no excuse sir.

Terminally unemployed by the looks of it.

Someone on mumsnet told me about it.

Bored 🙄

Slack bastard!

same as iolo waiting for job to end after 15 yrs .now sat by phone for hospital appt for youngest tonsils outectomy fed up decorating, bored with local riding and pro2 rear wheel bearings seized so waiting for parts this sucks. things can only get better 🙁

I work at home, for someone 3500 miles away.

Moved in bloody years ago and never left. A funny, sad, uplifting and frustrating place all at the same time.

I need help.

Often advice as well.

tucked up in bed sick.. watching budget and facebooking

I am doing a Doctorate, so procrastinating for 10 hours of every day.

I'm an IT geek.

I am a workshy fop.

I am a, soon to be decommissioned, bot.

STW-itis is my affliction.

It's the condition of creating the most boring thread title possible, but imagining hundreds of people will go "Aha, interesting and observant topic!" leading to persistent refreshing to see if I finally have the answer I need. Never happens.

Probably why Woppit's gone off his tits and does what he does.

Filthy undergrad here! Although I am a finalist...

"Bloody cash sucking immigrants"

Is it possible to be an immigrant on the World Wide Web?

I'm on a day off, supposedly doing DIY.

Well first there was the big bang...

Lunch break from gardening, must get back to it though as its not a good forecast for tomorrow.
Friday off out, Saturday Sunday and Monday riding Tuesday as wellif the legs will stand it.

Cos I'm on the pull

I mainly visit when at work. My initial interest was in the bike forum, but as I've mountainbiked less and less , I come on the Chat forum for the humour , bitching & shed threads .
Incidentally , my missus now hates me saying"someone on singletrack will know how to do that "

Waiting for Lightroom to export a wedding's worth of images. It's ****ing CRAWLING along. There are, other, more useful things I could be doing whilst I wait but meh.

Get your coat DezB, you've pulled

Sat in a pub beer garden half way around my CX ride having a pint of HPA in the sun.

Wassat? Hmm? Oh, I see. As you were....

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Just got back from walking the dogs and thought popping on here would cheer me up after hearing the budget.

My mummy and my daddy had a "special cuddle"..... then the stork came...and now here i sit.

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Are those cheapo imitation Oakleys from the Classifieds?

Yup got a few pairs but gonna sell them as real in a few months. Shhh

Is it creationism?
That and cos road cycling forums are joyless and frightening

Something to read while commuting, eating lunch, and being present while my daughter watches one of her movies for the umpteenth millionth time - there's only so much Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake, and My Little Pony any parent can take.

I'm in love with TJ. Despite having never met him in real life.

My mummy and my daddy had a "special cuddle"..... then the stork came

Ban this sick filth.

Ah, so Houns is one of [i]those[/i] guys.

You sound surprised Jamie

However what kind of guy? There's many

Pistonheads was too left wing.