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We've just ridden into Haymarket in Edinburgh.

There were a good few women all dressed in cowboy boots (or similar), and all wearing really really short skirts and a thong. Properly two bottom cheeks on display - way more than hot pants or similar.

I've tried to search for music concerts going on, but can't find anything.

Why?


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:10 pm
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Photos would help


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:14 pm
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Hen party?


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:15 pm
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If women want to show off their arse then it's a free country, i see enough arse cracks on guys i wish i could unsee, so just enjoy the show, it'll be a hen do as stated above.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:20 pm
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Women (or "humans" for balance) in revealing clothing shocker? Nothing new there.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:21 pm
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Hen party?

I don't think so - there were 20+, all going in different directions at Haymarket station area, cafes, pubs, walking towards town etc.

A few were wearing US baseball type jackets too.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:23 pm
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Women (or “humans” for balance) in revealing clothing shocker? Nothing new there.

This was beyond that. It was a very deliberate dress style....


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:24 pm
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I don’t think so – there were 20+, all going in different directions at Haymarket station area, cafes, pubs, walking towards town etc.

A drunk and disoriented hen party then.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:25 pm
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You could ask them.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:28 pm
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A few were wearing US baseball type jackets too.

Make Arses Great Again?


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:34 pm
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As expected, lots of Tiktok and Instagram results from google. They're obviously copying the latest trendy celeb off the special media. Not something blokes of our age will ever comprehend.

https://tinyurl.com/3ynm2bx


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:35 pm
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Why?

Did you try talking to them about your observations?


 
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There is a "western" themed music thing on in Inverness, they could just be grabbing a drink waiting for a connection.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:38 pm
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Make Arses Great Again?

I could get behind that...


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:44 pm
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Did you try talking to them about your observations?

Mrs_oab and I discussed the likely outcome of one of us walking over to one of them and saying 'scuse me pal, yer arris is on show. Is that deliberate?'. Funnily enough it led to us merely observing, not interacting....


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:47 pm
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Fashion innit, grandad.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:50 pm
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How do I put this without being clobbered for being fattist/sexist/ageist.....

.....did they (on average, not that I imagine you were keeping score, that'd be weird when sat with your wife) have bottoms one would be keen to present fulsomely if you were the owner?


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:51 pm
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Imagine what you'd have been saying back in the day stepping out of Haymarket into your carriage Mrs_Oab, why are those young ladies showing their ankles .....


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:58 pm
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This months fashion 🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:59 pm
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Mrs_oab and I discussed...

I've been through this before, I treat it as a test.

Mrs. H.: Did you see that skirt that girl was wearing.

Me: No.

Mrs. H: It was disgusting. Why do they dress like that, who are they trying to impress?

Me: (Shrug)


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 5:59 pm
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You could always ask them. Òr would that be too cheeky?


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 6:02 pm
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https://twitter.com/spampi_anatomy/status/1764657964638519390

this may help explain it. If someone understands, could they translate, please?


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 6:26 pm
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…..did they (on average, not that I imagine you were keeping score, that’d be weird when sat with your wife) have bottoms one would be keen to present fulsomely if you were the owner?

I would hate to pass judgement.

*Looks at his own gut*


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 6:29 pm
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In moments like this a Kenneth Williams expression is the appropriate response in front of the SO.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 6:53 pm
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I was at my future son in law's Stag do last weekend and stayed at Haymarket....There were lots of Hen do's around. Mostly inappropriately dressed 😁😁


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 7:13 pm
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Blame it on Beyonce!! 🙂 🤠


 
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Formal dress code for only fans convention.


 
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The thread title reminded me of the time I gave a vet a hand sorting a sheep with a prolapsed anus


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 8:06 pm
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I'm going to hazard a guess that these are Taylor Swift fans warming up for her Edinburgh gigs. In June!!


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 8:08 pm
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FFS Will somebody <i>please</i> post some photos


 
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prolapsed anus

I've said it before on here but never ever Google picture search for this term.

It will haunt your soul.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 10:56 pm
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It’ll be Terminal V: https://terminalv.co.uk/festival/

I’m dreading my little miss a11y’s growing up…


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 11:26 pm
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^ that could be it.


 
Posted : 13/04/2024 11:44 pm
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Properly two bottom cheeks on display

Was talking about this today, having seen examples out late in Manchester last night.


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 12:23 am
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My BIL was explaining the trend for proper figure hugging shorts in Oz, as in right up her crack, spray on style & often with padded cheeks, dunno if it's a thing in UK butt got a bit of a shock when I first spotted a pair being sported in public 🫣


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 12:32 am
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Blame it on the boogie.


 
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Disappointed, thought this thread was going to be about chimps.


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 5:05 am
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Blame it on the boogie.

Nights?


 
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The thread title reminded me of the time I gave a vet a hand sorting a sheep with a prolapsed anus

Username checks out.


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 6:55 am
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Sits patiently waiting for this trend to make it to the south coast.....

DrP


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 8:37 am
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Just metioned this thread to the OH who is slightly  more aware of things than I am and when I said "all heading in different directions" straight away said "probably promo girls".


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 9:42 am
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There is a “western” themed music thing on in Inverness

All that way just to pick up a chicken?


 
Posted : 14/04/2024 10:47 am
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Posted : 14/04/2024 12:06 pm
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Possibly the first non politics thread in STW history to discuss 'two cheeks of the same arse'


 
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