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All butchers I've seen are fat bastards.
Do butchers walk their dogs a lot, or does eating meat make you fit?


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:56 pm
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Sausage power innit?


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:57 pm
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as busy as a blue arsed fly โ—
what are blue arsed flys like when they are busy?


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 7:58 pm
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what are blue arsed flys like when they are busy?

Busy, I suppose?


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 8:02 pm
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Speaking as a butcher of 20 years ,its the working in the cold that keeps you moving.
My dogs are fit too, all the bones n scraps they get,our dog of 18 years a heinz 57 variety from the dogs home favorite was breast of lamb.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 10:09 pm
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paleo diet. our dogs eat BARM (Bones And Raw Meat) only and the vets always comment on how powerful they seem. Our Scottie recently saw off a bull terrier quite effectively, much to the horror of its tattooed owner.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 10:14 pm
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much to the horror of its tattooed owner.

I like the sound of that...

I'm not a dog fan though.....


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 10:22 pm
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Our Scottie recently saw off a bull terrier quite effectively, much to the horror of its tattooed owner.

Your dog is awesome. Is it called Simon?


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 10:33 pm
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not work safe


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 10:47 pm
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our dogs eat BARM (Bones And Raw Meat)

is that the, you know, special stuff?

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Posted : 20/12/2013 10:53 pm
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paleo diet. our dogs eat BARM (Bones And Raw Meat) only and the vets always comment on how powerful they seem.

That'll be [url= http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/raw-meat-and-bone-diets-for-dogs-its-enough-to-make-you-barf/ ]the wolf connection[/url] ...


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 11:21 pm
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I've got a fit as **** 7yo Westy, fed on a mixture of fresh beef, lamb and pork trimmings, flanks and fat, and mixed with ox liver and fish. He loves teatime! ๐Ÿ˜€
I've worked in a butchery for 17 years, and after seeing a TV program on dogfood and whats in it there was no danger I'd be feeding him that shite. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Yep, I'm a wolf. Not sure about the dogs, though.


 
Posted : 20/12/2013 11:32 pm
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I think because they are always trying to nick sausages then having to run away whilst having cleavers thrown at them.


 
Posted : 21/12/2013 10:29 am
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I have a mental image of the traditional butcher at work, trimming meat at a table. Behind him is his waste disposal system, sitting waiting in a corner, alert and watchful. The butcher throws any gristle or dubious bit over his shoulder, the dog leaps into the air and catches, crunches and swallows it, then returns to the corner.

For extra fitness, add a dog or two for competition.


 
Posted : 21/12/2013 10:46 am
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Our Scottie recently saw off a bull terrier quite effectively, much to the horror of its tattooed owner.

all bark yap yap


 
Posted : 21/12/2013 11:42 am