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Banned for a weekend for telling two of the most offensive jokes I know. 😈
Had a few temporary bannings for a few pictures, then a few permanent bannings. Sort of on good behaviour now...
Back to what school dished out. I guess I was a difficult child. Smart enough to do well, but awkward enough to gain the attention of the authorities. At school I got the pump and the cane (pump is laughable, cane ****ing well hurts when one of the PE teachers is dishing it out). I also got a baseball to the side of the head and once was made to run about 4 miles behind one of the PE teachers cars. I'd never, in a million years have told my parents about this 'corporal punishment', they'd have punished me again.
None of it sorted me out though, I still did well at school, even got some A levels but no doubt there was a big black mark on my file. Fights, drink, attitude, I bet some of the teachers wanted to give me a good kicking,and I would have deserved it, I was a little shit.
Took me to about 21 - 22 to outgrow it all. I tell you what though, from 18 to 22 I had a bloody fantastic time. Fighting, drinking, drugs, girls, more girls, more fighting. ****ing brilliant.
O/T-I remember at school we used to have a game where you had to hit the other kids in the nuts. I was pretty good at this game- devoted alot of time to stalking prey etc.
Anyway one day I met my match and was firmly kicked in the nuts by a lad called Harvinder(?). I sat the whole of lunchtime on a bench outside staring at the floor in abject pain. I can't remember playing the game again after that!
I got banned for 8 years 1 month the other week for not having a valid email address... how the hell did i click the confirmation then if its not valid!
I did not become an obnoxious shi£e until a few years ago.
Caned once at school and once got the "slipper".
Now I'm making up for lost time.
So here goes you
*Edited do to vile language*
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edited DO to?
Banned and warned about my latent homophobic issues earlier this year for comments on the Stephen Gately thread.
Is that slander by STW to say i have homophobic issues?
I like homophobes. It identifies who has closet-homophobic tendencies that they cant reconcile with 😉
I've got a blinding "ticking off" email from Chipps after the Parrot Trolling incident many years back.
Got a warning for apparently advertising a mates business when I wasn't, only to see STW Towers post something advertising their mate's business the same day - Oh the hypocrisy!!!
Stw on many occasions has restored my faith in forums. The manwells thread for example, but its tempered by the likes of kaese.
I got banned for swear filter evasion, but that was in 2004 though. 8)