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Slight mishap has resulted in a room diffuser being spilled on wood furniture and a table lamp. My hands are stinking and soap won't remove the rather gorgeous fragrance.

Help oh wise Singletrack Forumites. Pretty please. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:03 pm
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[sexism]They are women they must know a bit about cleaning too[/sexism]


 
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๐Ÿ˜†

I really wanna cut my hands off and there's a saw not far away. The smell has entered my throat. ๐Ÿ˜


 
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Talc your hands.


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:14 pm
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Que?


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:15 pm
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Go out and heal the injured using the power of aromatherapy?

It's like a temporary superpower. Maybe.


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:17 pm
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[Ian Paisley Voice]

WE WANT NO POT POURRI AROUND HERE!

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It'll probably go gradually as your old skin cells fall off over the course of the next few months.


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:20 pm
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Try diesel.


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:22 pm
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Try diesel.

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Posted : 13/06/2016 3:23 pm
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Scratch your bum.


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:23 pm
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Fox Poo! My springer loves rolling in it and it hides all other smells. Might not be what you are after through...a little more distinctive than aromoatherapy


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:25 pm
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Talcum powder absorbs oil and water so could get the stuff out of your hands.


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:25 pm
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try cooking oil

i imagine its scented oil in an emulsion of something watery


 
Posted : 13/06/2016 3:29 pm
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Try diesel

What's he gonna do about it, jacknife it?

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Try ketchup... If it works on fox pooy dogs it may work on your hands....


 
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Got an emergency flag handy?


 
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Baby wipes, they clear anything up!

You will end up smelling like a (clean) babies backside though.


 
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isopropyl alcohol?


 
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gt85 ... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Thanks for giving me a good laugh. 8) Following a hot shower with special soap I'm now free of smelling like a bluebell wood. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
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WTF is a room difuser? some kind of bomb disposal robot?? ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Poppers?


 
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