[Closed] Who really killed JFK?

This is really going to make me think.

I say we will never really know with most of the people who do/did know taking the knowledge to their graves. I highly doubt anyone wrote it down.

Met police wasn't it

That's why nobody has ever been convicted over it.

I have no idea

Lee Scratch Perry, wasn't it?

I thought Kennedy himself travelled back in time 3 years to assassinate himself so history would remember him as a good man rather than him being impeached etc.

Not into conspiracy theories; I have some views

Just what a conspiracy theorist would say...

Anyway, he's not dead, his cover was about to be blown, bloody lizard people!

JHJ to the thread please.

Joe Cocker .

Jimmy Savile. Or Eric Bristow. Brexit innit?

There was a documentary on the telly a few years ago that explained what happened; it was all because a man called Dave Lister wanted a curry.

Col mustard in the library with the rope miss scarlet had tied him up with?
What do I win?

He got caught up in a celebrity death match between surfmat and WML....

I blame a dodgy pasty from Greggs.

Spoiler alert.

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Just sayin'

The Donald will be exposing the truth soon.

Hilary Clinton.

I'm going to say Lee Harvey Oswald. He had a gun and everything. Unpopular view, but I've yet to hear a reasonable alternative.

You see, it's that inability to ignore the facts and make up something far more unlikely that gives you unconspiracy theorists a bad name.

Bacon did it

That's not funny piemonster.

"The grassy knoll"

Motive = tick
Opportunity = tick
Political support = tick

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I'm going to say Lee Harvey Oswald.

So we're down to a shortlist ofl three - but who actually did it? Lee, Harvey or Oswald?

*waits for Jamby to tell us The Truth™*

That's not funny piemonster.

I would have gone for Brexit but was far too late.

Having been to the Sixth Floor Museum last week, I haven't a clue, but not sure LHO could have reeled off all of the shots. Anyway my money is on a man with a gun in Dallas..

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It was Woody Harrelsons dad.
Trust me.

It was the KLF.

Kristen, with Sue Ellen's gun.

I love talking about Kennedy. I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know you can go down there to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the sixth floor of the School Book Depository. It’s a museum called … The Assassination Museum. I think they named that after the assassination. I can’t be too sure of the chronology here.

Anyway they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day. And it’s really accurate, you know. ’Cause Oswald’s not in it.

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Zombie maggot bureaucrats.

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I'm not believing anything unless its on a bus.

It was Hillary

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The CIA, it was a ricochet from another dig at Castro

Is he actually dead or is it all an elaborate hoax?

🙂

Does it really matter ?

Ahh the mother of modern conspiracy theories.

FWIW and I know its not a popular view, but the bloke standing at the window with a rifle who said he did it is a safe bet.

It was Jackie O

[quote=richmtb ]Ahh the mother of modern conspiracy theories.
FWIW and I know its not a popular view, but the bloke standing at the window with a rifle who said he did it is a safe bet.

Isn't there enough evidence to disprove or at least highly question that? At least as the only killer.

From memory

The Italian bolt action rifle Oswald allegedly used could not fire off the number of rounds that were fired in the time frame of the incident. Multiple sharpshooters have tried to re-enact the pattern of fire and it's impossible

The Zapruder film clearly shows bullet impacts from directions other than the book depository window

Forensic analysis of the wounds clearly showed that unless there was a magic bullet that defied the laws of physics, it was impossible to be only one shooter

And I don't believe Oswald ever did say he did it. Denied his innocence all along.

John Peel.

Hear me out.
He is actually there, on film, as a member of the press when LHO makes his 'patsy' announcement.
True fact.

Then, not 15 years later, Peel promotes a band called The Dead Kennedys.

'Patsy'? Obviously an anagram, hence the Binners/Peel connection, which suspiciously he has always denied.

Forensic analysis of the wounds clearly showed that unless there was a magic bullet that defied the laws of physics, it was impossible to be only one shooter

That'll be the analysis Kevin Costner did?

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