Just overheard the tail end of a converstaion about a warning that was apparantly issued for ladies not to stick ice lollies up their vaginas in order to cool off!
wow, it's really cooking out there now, just walked to the local Coop to buy a sandwich and it was practically cooked by the time I got back. Luckily, so far the office aircon is holding up ok...
Love the weather while it lasts. It will be dark damp and miserable again soon.
I'm on hols; n France so very annoying it's hotter back home 😠
Actually it's 33 here which is still too hot for the kids really,
just off to the beach soon after our siesta, to cool off in the sea
upto 34 here @ 12.
I'm a fan of the heat - its scorchio in East Anglia today - about 34 degrees outside - not set to peak for another couple of hours ....
Glad to be working from my office in the cellar - currently about 22 degrees with only natural cooling.
A floor up and it is like being hit with that wave of air opening the oven .......
We don't get nice weather very often so I'm embracing it. Rice home after work to pick up the nipper from nursery and we shall do mini-milks in the garden 😎
One clock temp 36 degrees
Just rode Skipton to Settle. Soft-pedalling all the climbs, but a welcome breeze on the tops.
A lot of very pissed-off people around town today!
Just spent a very cool hr sitting in the car with air-con blasting away then i stepped outside....nope, i can't cope with that heat (ms/uhtoff's syndrome) I'm getting back in the car, got a full tank of diesel and I'm not leaving till the sun ****s off.
Just been for a wander to get lunch. It is bloody lovely out. Wish I was on the beach rather than at work though!
Been working in a metal unit today in deepest Kent, no shade, car parked outside, never felt temperatures like today in the UK

I'm about to feel particulary smug when we all exit the office and get into our cars.
I parked mine where I knew it'd end up in the shade, with the windows open and have a full set of custom fitted window sun shades.
It'll still be hot inside but not nuclear like everyone elses will be.
Was 39.5 driving through Stuttgart earlier. Luckily it is only 34.5 degrees here in the hills as l have arranged to go for a ride with a mate later
41.1° here in The Hague at the moment.
.. and rising.
28C in the house feels like a fridge compared to outside. Mind you that's downstairs, upstairs is probably closer to 40C...
I’m sat in the pub rehydrating myself. I had to go into town ,so decided to spin back along the canal and kept going . 4 hours & 8 water bottles and a coke later I have prickly heat on my calves for the first time in my puff.
Could be a 3 Pinter!
34.2C peak in Eastbourne. Hot sweaty and grumpy pets
Only a nice refreshing 24 degrees in Plymouth today.
Still 22C here (near Skipton) but chuffin' humid.
Was up to 36ish C the last few days, between Zurich and Lake Konstance. I don’t understand how people can ‘sunbathe’ in that weather. Now we’re camping for a few days in the north-western foothills of the Austrian Alps and it’s a more comfortable 30ish. Stormy weather is supposed to be rolling in on Friday afternoon so hopefully the temperature will drop a few degrees.
Well I can't see today being very productive. Last night was sweltering, hottest place in the UK, in a terraced house with a black slate roof, basically the house was a sauna last night even with an industrial gym fan blowing 40 knots along the upstairs landing.....
I checked, and my south facing upstairs office was still 31 degC at midnight last night, having peaked at just over 38 at about 4pm!
Today, it's 10 degC cooler and actually feels a bit chilly, might go put a jumper on.....
