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One less now that awful bint from X Factor's been booted off.
Congratulations the GB Public; a wise choice.
I've just turned jonathan woss off while he was talking. Gave me great pleasure that did.
Nobwipe.
Can't believe Derren Brown hasn't scored a mention yet.
I will defend Michael Winner to the death for just ONE THING he did on TV a few years back. Bear with me...
The tabloid commentator Richard Littlejohn had a chat show on which he would spout all the usual tedious nonsense about the usual tedious targets. One evening, he had as his guests Michael Winner followed by Linda Belos and her partner (Linda was a media notable of the time who, as well as being black, is also a lesbian so you can imagine how Littlejohn must have been salivating before the show...).
Winner came on and did his Restaurant Critic/Bon Viveur schtick. The second half of the show was a discussion about gay adoption, so you can imagine how it went.
At the end, Littlejohn (ironic name) turned to Michael Winner and said "What do you think, Michael?"
Michael Winner: (Plummy voice, crocodile smile) "Well I think the lesbians have come across with a great deal of integrity, dignity and intelligence, but you have come across as an arsehole."
Cue audience laughter, silent Littlejohn and shortly thereafter, the axeing of the show.
Forgive him the adverts. We've all got to make a living. 8)
soryy all as the dad of a 2+ a bit year old is "little cook" 👿
Harsh wookster, next you'll be suggesting sporticus 😉
the only scottish bloke who can talk on TV (as my ex said). He's on Coast has lovely long black hair and has a wee little satchel. What does he have in that bag.. we thought maybe butties. hmmm Winker!
Wookster,picture him on the pull at a party."What do you do?","I'm a TV chef","Which one?","Little cook" .
PMSL.
Ian
It's just too difficult to pick the MOST annoying now that Cillas off the box, there's just too much choice.
Fern Britten
Anne Robinson
Richard and Judy
so many to choose from
Mr Woppit, that's a heartwarming anecdote 8)
I've got a non exhaustive list on this subject, and there wouldn't be enough bandwidth available for me to even get started.
Piers Morgan. Oxygen thief and a waste of valuable organs.
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It's got to be the curly haired goon off the T-Mobile adverts. 'I'm just announcing a tour on twitter'.
Gets right on my t*ts.
Might just be me though!
No that gut is a goon..! FACT
Celebs don't seem to bother me too much, I've got a TV controller, I can turn it off or over if I need to.
However, saying that, Richard out of Richard and Judy is probably as close as I can think of someone who gets me riled on the telly. He's such a bellend. Thinks he's so clever and they both hate cyclists.
But as far as regular annoying people on telly go....
All the blokes on the Budweiser advert who did that ridiculous whats up thing.
That bloke who phones his mate while his mate is taking a pee. I know I shouldn't but his face is all I need to hate him.
Anton something or other
Patrick Kielty ? what does he do ?
Lorraine kelly ?
Nicholas Witchel?
Natasha kaplinsky ?
Smug git off the BT adverts ?
Cant stand lots of them, but this lot are the worse
That **** off the go compare! advert. And anyone else involved in it.
Eammon Holmes (Sp?)
Alesha Dixon (sp?
Most of all Jonathon Woss (sp?) Arrrggg. Can't stand him on the radio either.
Gordon "effing" Ramsey.. Why hasn't anybody lamped him yet ??
Graham "effing" Norton and all the other "chuffers" that thrust it in your face !! ooh err misses. 😳
jesus your all like me dad sitting there for hours on end tutting at the telly 🙄
get up turn it off and walk away.
Jonathan Ross (Overpaid Unfunny gobshite)
Russell Brand As above, total knob get a haircut
Davina McCall
Justin lee Collins
Penny Smith and all her other GMTV ****s
Simon Cowell & his irish judge sidekick
Most of ITV
Any Talkshow
Griff Rhys Jones
Amanda Hamilton Thank f*ckm she's leaving somwthing for the weekend she brought nothing to the show..yeah piss of back to scotland.
Will be back when I've thought of more! 😆
@ real_ben10
Ha ha, couldn't agree with you more.
Daughters just turned on X Factor..
Dermott O'Leary,, "KILL HIM"
Gary Rhodes
Anthony Worral Thompson (sp)
Delia Smith (irrational one - sorry)
Neil Morrisey
And sod it - I'm switching medium here but Chris Moyles is just a giant phallus. I pray the beeb ask him to clear his fuc*ing desk tomorrow.
Michael McIntyre
Richard Madely
Robert Peston
Piers Morgan
Edwina Curry
Lorraine Kelly
Vanessa Feltz
Anyone who appears on Loose Women. Undoubtedly THE most annoying TV programme currently aired on TV IMHO.
both the Carr brothers, Fern Cotton, and that bloody Allsop woman. All need sewing in a bag together with a few rabid wild animals and throwing in a canal.
Matt Allwright and Dan Penteado on Rogue Traders are a pain too.
What about Wossy Woss?
There's dozens of 'em!
you can put me in a sack with Fearne Cotton any time
anyway
Harry Hill
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Amanda Holden
John Motson
Gary Lineker
Ant and dec
Paul O'Grady
Worrell Thompson
jeremy Guscott
Matt Dawson
Wish I had time to think about such things. Freeview box has been broken for a week, I've only just replaced it as I rarely get to see it anyway.
Garth Crooks
Did anyone mention James May the biggest Prick ever on TV!!!!
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I would never tire of smacking a hammer into her face
That is not acceptable. You are a turd.
Who is she?
You have issues re; hammers BoardinBob, but yes she is rather annoying.
Nigella Lawson and her made up words in her perfect home, and pretty much every other self absorbed **** that cooks on the telly.
Tim Westwood - 53 year old white middle class private school educated son of the Bishop of Peterborough or black street talking hip hop Gangsta who laughs in the face of Mockneys for not being able to do it large innit
John Barrowman. Yes I know you're gay and appear in musicals but do you have to sing and mince about every time you appear on the telly.
I find Chris Tarrant intensely annoying and apparently he's quite a nasty man as well.
Who's the woman above ^^^?
thank **** my telly has an off button