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Cilla Black
Helen Archer.
Tom Archer.
Alan Dedicoat.
Mark Kermode.
The guy who does the sneering, obvious and utterly unfunny voice-over for that singularity of annoyance, 'Come Dine With Me".
Also Kirsty Allsop. Sounds like she's about to have a tantrum unless daddy promises to buy her a pony.
Kyle - faux posh and Australian
Janet Street Porter
Peston is great, and so easy to imitate. I think he has become worse though - a parody of himself.
Disliked generic voices would be girls putting on a really girlie baby doll voice. Seems to annoy real women too!
And a wet, whiney cockney voice - seems v prealent in SE London.
Graeme McDowell, make up your mind are you from Norn Iron or Florida
About 50-60% of the (Spanish from Madrid) people I work with, it's not so much the voices but the volume: why talk when you can shout?
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G'day bruce?
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All regional UK accents. Especially binners'.
If it isn't RP it's an assault on the ears.
I'm guessing that covers all the northern chippy monkeys, faux cockney wannabees and pasty-wrangling sou'westerners in here then.
And dont get me started on the hoots-mon wee-eck'ophiles.
OI! Stoner!
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Annoying football commentary and punditry has plumed new depths with the arrival of Michael Owen on BT Sport. Dear god! He's got to be unbelievably dull to appear so in a world populated by Lawro and Alan Shearer
Anyone who has narrated a BBC 3 'documentary'.
Whippet-fondler. 🙄
Fox botherer. 😛
Badger-****** actually 😛
Anyway, we all know it's Ed Balls.
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Ricky Gervais
Suggs
Mark Owen (take that, you git)
Mary Ann Hobbs
Chris Moyles
Phil Jupitus
Noddy Holder
Frank Skinner
The bloke who does the "Idiot around the World" thing
Robert Peston - who else speaks like that!
Danni Minogue
Sarah Millican - Her voice goes right through me.
Victor Meldrew
Ian Paisley (and most other unionists).
Sara Cox
Jeremy Slime
Clarkson
Mary Ann Hobbs
Edith Bowman
Greg James
Liza Tarbuck
Sally the truck drivers favourite
After watching Top Gear the other night.....
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If that isn't a whiny punchable face, I don't know what is.
If that isn't a whiny punchable face, I don't know what is.
This. That's what.
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beefheart:
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http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/31/26-reasons-why-james-blunt-won-at-twitter-in-2013/
He may have no mortgage, but I still agree with hettjones.
Sorry, you're all wrong.
Cadel Evans has the most annoying voice ever.
Whiney, tick
Australian, tick
Jeremy Vine
Sara Cox
The bloke sat behind me in the office right now....and he earwigs your every conversation too, git.
David Attenborough
Davina McCall
The gay bloke that used to do Supermarket Sweep
The gay bloke who does a chat show on a Saturday night and some radio 2 programme on Saturdays ..
The gay bloke that had someone die in his swimming pool
Jonathan Ross
Ken Livingstone
Tony Blair
Alistair Darling
Gordon Brown
Norman LaMont
Ant
Dec
Is the guy sat behind you gay, perchance, since it appears you only use names for straight people?
Can't believe no one's mentioned Nigel Slater yet. Sorry, I mean the gay bloke that presents cookery programmes.
Bravissimo - did you ever hear Mark and Lard doing the spoof album 'Ian Paisley sings The Beatles'?
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Can't believe no one's mentioned Nigel Slater yet
Gaaaah, yes. Much better in print.
I win, Loyd Grossman.
Bravissimo - did you ever hear Mark and Lard doing the spoof album 'Ian Paisley sings The Beatles'?
Many years ago, I worked with a Brummie Jehova's Witness. Lovely guy all round, as it happens and hilariously funny.
He used to sing, in the style of Jimmy Saville, Linger by the Cranberries.
Thinking back on it now, it seems very, very odd to say the least, but at the time, it was hilarious!
William Hague - I could cut out his tongue and sew up his lips, and smile whilst I was doing it. 😈
Julie Burchill.
Christine Hamilton.
Glottal-stopping donkey brained thickwit.
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joe pasquale
cheryl cole (speaking and "singing")
simon cowell
graham norton
any sort of mockney accent (Say Hi, Mr Oliver)
any sort of black country accent
The Afrikaan accent
Brian Sewell
Robert Peston.
Piers Morgan
Robert Peston for never quite finshing a sentence before moving onto the next one.
I have to turn off the radio if he's speaking as it puts me on edge listening to him.
and the chap with the brolly on Coast
Reason I used Gay referance was simply because I can't remember thier names, thought that Gay referance would narrow it down for you all thereby helping you know who I meant, and because they are indeed Gay so I can use that term.
Incidently the guy behind me is moving onto another Project on another floor.. I am sooooo happy.
Did I mention he rides an Orange 5, no? oh sorry, he rides an Orange 5. He tried to engage me in conversation once about 3 months ago, I happened to point out how sharp the edges of his filing cabinet were and he got all huffety.. 🙄
Are all 5 owners the same?
Paddy McGuinness - of Take Me Out fame - I pity the poor women who don't get picked and have to listen to him for another programme.
Brian Blessed - time to turn the TV off when he appears.
Mitch Benn
Woody 2000 your bang on that ****'s so annoying
I can't even bring myself to write the arseholes name.
Lyse Doucet
I thought that was just me.
"Seeeeeerrrria"
Me, when I listen to a recording of myself.
Michael McIntyre
late to the thread, all my most irritating people been done already.
Apart from the one with the ponytail and the man-bag also off Coast.
And Ian Paisley, David Miliband (the less irritating of the two, mind) and how could I forget Thatcher. 😀