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IE, the list you keep of people who, come the revolution, will be first against the wall..
Some bloke just sauntered past me in the airport:
1 Panama hat
2 Sloppy jacket
3 Long sleeved shirt with double cuffs, unfolded, sticking out of the end of his jacket sleeves
4 Skinny jeans, but not properly skinny
5 Trainers, he ain't a yoof..
6 Beard, half arsed unkempt look, not trimmed and styled, nor proper wild man.
Maybe he's a very nice chap, but judging by looks, no he's a t*t.
Am I allowed to be so mean and judgemental on personal styling choices.
Maybe he's thinking the same about me?
Oh Christ, just walked by again.... Leather man bag...
Don't you have a magazine or a book to read?
given the amount of people on this forum who claim not to care a jot about fashion, there's a surprising amount of hatred for people who wear the wrong clothes 😕
Come the revolution my first job will be to hire soem brickies to build a longer wall. No one as made it onto the list today but some have made sure they will not loose their place.
Is it Hannibal lecter
People who type loose when they mean lose 😉
I mean loose.
No people for me today but can I add mosquito's to the list please? Might need a longer wall and a different type of weapon for that one.
Anyone that heaps scorn on people for looking different.
Barry Scott. I'm taking that **** out.
Today and everyday it would be the people responsible for the Mail and the Express who make money by feeding the fears and prejudices of their readership - I think they're at least partly responsible for how intolerant and cynical some corners of society have become.
Only name on my list is MuppetWrangler.
Anyone that doesn't
a) brim their tank every time they fill up
b) use pay at pump where available
Not a person, but a product. Sadly, you can't put code up against a wall and gap it.
Unless it's on a hard disk.
Hmmmm.
If anyone needs me, I'll be looking up range usage guidelines.
a) brim their tank every time they fill up
If they're filling up then they are brimming the tank?
People who drive at 40mph even once they enter 30mph limit.
Whereas Captain Dapper is wondering who is this salty seadog wandering around the airport in yellow wellies, old jeans an itchy blue roll neck jumper and a waxy flat cap.
I still don't understand the hate here for chinos & polo shirts. I'd get gunned-down immediately by you lot!
1) Tucked in or hanging out?
2) What footwear?
3) Jumper over shoulders?
Makes a big difference 🙂
Who the hell tucks a polo shirt in?!
Shoes; usually brown with chinos. No brogues or such like, just Clarks.
No jumper over shoulders either, but liking it as an idea. Peach coloured, yes? 😀
I still don't understand the hate here for chinos & polo shirts. I'd get gunned-down immediately by you lot!
Nah you wouldn't. Cycling is the new golf, remember?
Pink I believe...
Anyway, you've passed with flying colours. The upturned collar, tucked in, bare feet in deck shoes finished off with a jumper cape look does not. Ra!
Splendid 🙂
*puts on Panama & hails a taxi in Liverpool*
What could possibly go wrong
thegreatape - Member
Whereas Captain Dapper is wondering who is this salty seadog wandering around the airport in yellow wellies, old jeans an itchy blue roll neck jumper and a waxy flat cap.POSTED 22 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
I'm sure my foul mouthed parrot and uncontrollable monkey are really pissing him off too...
Aharrrghhh!
Driving with a brimfull tank is inefficient because you are carrying the weight of the unneeded fuel
Whoever decided to print the dartmoor route guide many issues back and included a route from Postbridge with a section s of bellever which was, by and large, just an unpleasant walk with a bike. And whoever has the power to cause mass extinction of horse flies and has decided not to wield it.
You should probably discipline your monkey then seadog. Somehow.
Only name on my list is MuppetWrangler.
And I thought it was only my mum that thought I was special.
🙂
The ginger haired girl at Danby show today who's hair was basically a rendition of an explosion in a mattress factory.
Various people at work for various idiotic things not least of which is expecting me to be a bloody mindreader.
b) use pay at pump where available
Not an option with a fuel card.
I don't harbour angst or ill will on anyone, well not today.
Tomorrow looks like the Rain God, he can have it full force if it pisses down when i'm out riding the CX'er in Epping..
🙄
People who pretend they don't judge people by the way they look. Up against the wall, hippies.
bearnecessities - Member
I still don't understand the hate here for chinos & polo shirts. I'd get gunned-down immediately by you lot!
An illusion has just been shattered!
Splendid*puts on Panama & hails a taxi in Liverpool*
Utterly crestfallen now 😥
Anyone that doesn't
a) brimtheir tank every time they fill up
b) use pay at pump where available
In the states at the moment. I'd like to nominate the person who came up with pre-pay. $40 only put in 3/4 of a tank.
Our HR department. In fact anyone who works in HR anywhere(apologies if that's anyone on here!), never met one who wouldn't sell their granny down the river to get on.
Today its the guy in the blue Audi who decided to try and overtake me on my bike when we were on a single lane road and I was going the same speed as the ambulance that was 4 feet in front of me . so annoying I even memorised his number plate until I got to work and bigger things happened.
The only person is that total **** who sings that honey I'm good song.
**** off ,if you need a computer to make you sing that bad on a really shit song, take a hint.
The music business is not for you.
I don't mind auto-tuned pop crap at the moment - Selena Gomez must be a pretty terrible singer, they've tweaked her so much the poor girl is singing about 'farting carrots'.
People who pretend they don't judge people by the way they look. Up against the wall, hippies.
No pretence here. I definitely judge people by the way they look, I just judge the weirdos and misfits a little bit higher than everyone else.
Two entries now.
😉
Yay, both barrels.
Two today , First the clown in his 320d BMW rep mobile who thought 3rd to sliproad in 50 yards at 80 mph was a good idea, may he get poor sales figures and be fired
Secondly the random couple deciding to make out on the local bridal way killing any Strava glory and causing at least 2 weeks less usage from the rear tyre
Anyone that doesn't
a) brim their tank every time they fill up
b) use pay at pump where available
Always fill up completely.
Never use pay at pump. The receipts are too small and fiddly, and either too crap to read, don't come out of the machine at all, or small enough to get lost before the VAT return gets done.
couple deciding to make out on the local bridal way
No sex before marriage, eh?