[Closed] Who farts In the Office?

Conference calls are best for that, followed by a quick round of 'Whodunnit?'

Well impressed if mine get smelt at work.
I am out in the woods though.
Occasionally someone down wind gets a whiff. They're usually the farts that have taught me how to open all the tractor windows in a millisecond. Tractor cab is far too confined.

A friend of mine can control his farts so spectacularly that he can fart a tune or pop every few seconds for a minute. And with such clarity too!
Is this skill unique or can anyone else boast these credentials?

Google "Mr Methane".