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not dried their logs properly!


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:42 pm
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What log burner for the Vatican?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:43 pm
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Perhaps they're smoking something that's banned?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:44 pm
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Perhaps they're smoking something that's banned?

add spoilers ??? im confused


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:45 pm
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They've voted then Aga Khan in?


 
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The BBC have utterly run out of things to say... they've hit that spouting shite phase of commentating public events in a way not seen since the opening ceremony.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:46 pm
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Watching the bookies odds at the mo.
Scola's odds dropping as people pile bets on. the rest of the cardinals are drifting.
Also, dawkins odds dropping too , in to 500-1 from 666 this morning, as are bono and dougal maguire.
might have something to do with the cheltenham beer tent.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:47 pm
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Or maybe Archbishop Ray Burn?


 
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He will be coming out soon,


 
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News special on the Beeb. 5live reporting it and nothing else (apart from a bit of wendyball). Thousands proceeding down Reconciliation Way in to the Vatican. Bands playing. Flags waving. Proper party atmosphere.

Atheists must be particularly shrill this evening at all this attention. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:48 pm
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Atheists must be particularly shrill this evening at all this attention.

we love watching the brainwashed fools.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:50 pm
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i think thats them burning documents incriminating the incoming pope in various peadophile priest cover-ups


 
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The BBC have utterly run out of things to say

Switch to ITV ?


 
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we love watching the brainwashed fools.

Do you get shrill when you do something you love tony? Hmmm... 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:51 pm
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Theyre looking for the key to the front door, anyone recomend a good locksmith.


 
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Or maybe Archbishop Ray Burn?

I'm sure there's a whole [i]range[/i] of these puns we could work through!


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:52 pm
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The rain has stopped...it's a sign surely.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:53 pm
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The BBC have utterly run out of things to say
Switch to ITV ?

Careful now, it's not that drastic.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:53 pm
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DD - did you really say wendyball? 😉 Is this now an approved term?


 
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DD - did you really say wendyball?

I thought it was the accepted term outside of wendyball threads, no? 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:55 pm
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A quick review of the channels shows Aljazeera presenting the most coherent commentary. A difficult one as its basically "We're live, we know nothing."


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:55 pm
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Gok Wan is currently doing the new popes styling, nice floral or plaid print.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:55 pm
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All this black smoke/white smoke nonsense is so melodramatic. Can't they just fire off a tweet when they're done, or post something on Facebook?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:56 pm
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Can't they just fire off a tweet when they're done, or post something on Facebook?

NU POPE! LOOOOOLZZZZ!


 
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Atheists must be particularly shrill this evening at all this attention.

Not at all, DD. 🙂

I love all the ceremony and intrigue.

But, like Christmas, it's a shame they have to ruin it all by bringing God into it.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:57 pm
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theyve elected Lenar Hoyt

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All this black smoke/white smoke nonsense is so melodramatic. Can't they just fire off a tweet when they're done, or post something on Facebook?

All the latest here:

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Posted : 13/03/2013 8:01 pm
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Not at all, DD.
I love all the ceremony and intrigue.
But, like Christmas, it's a shame they have to ruin it all by bringing God into it.

Ah Rusticus, you're never shrill though...you're too nice. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:02 pm
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did you really say wendyball?
I thought it was the accepted term outside of wendyball threads, no?

When in Rome... 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:03 pm
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DD, you have an out of date app version.

Sort it out man 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:03 pm
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i'm betting on him being the new pope 🙂 [img] [/img]


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:05 pm
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It's supper time, don't get too excited.

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The guy making the speech doesn't look to well. I give him two weeks at most.

Oh and the nominee at 76, maybe month.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:13 pm
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An Argie's got the gig.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:14 pm
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DD, you have an out of date app version.

Sort it out man

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Posted : 13/03/2013 8:15 pm
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Too slow


 
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Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires

There go the Falklands.......


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:17 pm
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Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires

There go the Falklands.......

Yeap ... bet the politicians there are jumping for joy.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:26 pm
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[i]"The Pope? How many divisions has he got?"[/i] - Joseph Stalin


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:29 pm
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Well they seem to have gone for someone who is still young enough to be effective and also seems able to raise a smile. Seems a good start.

And now I will move onto More important issues, like deciding to whether to eat a chicken Kiev or sausages for tea.


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:38 pm
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What kind of sausages?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:42 pm
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Heard his first official visit is to be to the scottish parliament, Frankie goes to holyrood!


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:46 pm
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No black pope? Disappointed 🙁


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 8:48 pm
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Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires

There go the Falklands.......

What?

The Vatican are going to invade The Falklands?!

The locals must be shitting themselves..

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