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Generally, but particularly this morning, I seem to have been repeatedly shouting "Christ on a ****ing bendy-bus!!...." as the intro to a fresh fusillade of abuse.
To be fair, its not gratuitous, but in response to the utter and complete muppet I have the displeasure to be doing some work for today. I seem to have developed a Malcolm Tucker default setting
What yours then?
I have a few;
'to be fair'
'going forward'
'do you understand you thick b****d?'
and other useful management speak
I guess mine is rather offensive. I deploy it when a female driver does something dangerous / annoying / unfathomable that affects my journey.
I bellow "you f*cking slack cun*ed whore." 😈
Blimey.
"Sweet as bro'" - a hang over from my time in New Zealand
"At risk of..."
"excellent" either ironically or not..
"cool" because it annoys the children
"out of his/her depth in a car park puddle"
and
"that went down like a bucket of cold sick"
Sh1t the bed!
Mine are:
"To be fair."
"If you ask me."
and........
I do have a habit of saying something and putting the word "ok?" after it
Don't like mine at at all, I know how annoying they sound 🙁
I've actually been trying to make an effort to stop saying them!!!!
apparently...
it's "apparently". And "To be fair" and "To be honest".
apparently
"good stuff"
"sounds like a plan"
oh for f***'s sake.
you're having a bleedin laugh
b0llox to this
I'm going to kill someone today
er...that's about all I say during the working week.
"To be honest". I actually annoy myself when I say it.
we far too often add a drawled and ironic 'an' thaaaaaaa'....' onto the end of our sentences in our household...
Basically
Blatantly (One I've always used and been know for!)
Spot on
Good stuff
... and recently I've found myself using 'marra' (West Cumbrian thing! Not where I'm from!) a lot when I'm feeling especially sarcastic! Basically all that teamed with various inanimate objects and expletives teamed together!
I wish I could stop telling everyone that everything is "not rocket science [FFS]"...
Shite!
😆
'no doubt about it'