Nazi full time
Because, like this little chap was (until comparatively recently), the sole survivor of the complete sunk-to-the-bottom-of-the-lake catastrophe that was my dysfunctional family upbringing...
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Also - EMSZ!!!
Before the great hack I was mike-b. When re-registering I chose the name of my longest serving bike.
A very muscular right arm.
From an accident with our lab mascot and the protein cross linker.
^^^ I did wonder ... 🙂
I am a Viz comic character.
All sensible ideas relating to my actual name were taken.
I'd rather have chosen something else now 🙄
[i]never found a practice use for that skill[/i]
I. Will. Resist.
Having seen a pic of Adjustable on here once.....
I wouldn’t Dez....
talk to me Goose
I rode a yeti called Dave
It used to live in a cave
It was painted blue
And great fun too
That yeti was my fave
Oh and I'm a typo that stuck
The bike may give it away.......
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The bike I had when I registered, when I really 'got into' mountain biking - Genesis Core 30.
I thought that bike was immense, but was a bit on the small side in reality, my mate still has the frame so I might have it back to hang on the wall one day.
I like rubbish italian cars. There's a song by the New Fast Automatic Daffodils which Lister convinced himself during a car journey 25 years ago has the words "HOT FIIAAAAT" in it. It stuck.
The amount of tomato juice that I can drink in one sitting.
Rank/Name.
Obvs.
(Not really. Chosen for BM Pirate Raid way back in the olden days. Just sort of stuck.)
started a shoe company, sold it and now live on the profits left over after the coke and hookers invoice
I've been Hodgy on other forums ( now defunct )..and was on this forum a few light years back ..but forgot / misplaced my password and couldn't retrieve it ..after being inactive for years.
Because of this my first choice user name can't be used and the nd refers to my two forenames..( wild eh?)..crazy really as my surname is Smith ..
My favourite car a Mk 1 Escort Mexico YES 712M Sebring Red was the colour
The El Nino of the wine industry whatever that means!
I shaved my beard off and my mate said I looked like a lumpy potato [ not to be confused with mr potato head who also posts on here and is clearly a fake
It's where I live.
started a shoe company, sold it and now live on the profits left over after the coke and hookers invoice
Mrs F used to love those shoes.
I play drums and my name is John
Abbreviated surname which was my nickname from school.
Dexter Gordon got Paris.
I got Manchester.
When I was going out on the bike, when we moved to a new area, the kids would ask where I was going. I would reply I was going exploring in the woods for trail. Hence no.1 son telling his mates, 'My daddy go 'sploring, he a 'splorer.'
My name is Joey, and back in the day when I raced I managed to somehow take wrong turns on clearly marked XC courses.
I had a chrome TSG skate style helmet, one of my mates at uni said it made me look like a momo gearknob, looking back I think he was being kind adding the gear, and the name stuck once I started using it as an online gaming tag.
Admittedly, 20 years on those same friends occasionally forget and call me Matt by accident
I live in Brighton and I am a Sasquatch.
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That is all.
Military nickname for the blokes in the Raf Regt, of which I was once a part of many, many years ago!
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I signed up for another forum where people had cool nicknames, I've never had a nickname, so I chose something that sort of rhymed with my name so I was one of the cool kids too.
No one in the real world knows me as prawny, which is useful I spose if any of my managers ever frequent the same forums as me.
Lets just say I've missed a few corners in my time
I sometimes see a grass snake when riding through the local woods (pretty sure its the same snake, mostly in the same place, year after year), natrix natrix is the latin for grass snake 😀
Old call sign(s) from work - I was Kilo 10 for a number of years and Kilo was also the call sign for the motorbike on our surveillance deployments
Been snowboarding since the early nineties
My names Bob
Signed up for the Snowboard UK forum somewhere around 2001
Combined the two but forgot the "G" 😳
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say it all really, except the cartoon character does marginally less damage than I've been known to
in reality i look like this
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I'm Matt.
I'm often out.
And about.
When I first signed up as a premier subscriber I didn't think I would use the forum 🙄
Its a pun based on my surname, rather than me just not knowing how to spell properly.
It's my name
The mountain I ski on.
It is my surname
