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I got the idea for this thread from the one about the Urban Dictionary.
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I borrowed it off someone. So far they've not asked for it back.
If people sign my name in semaphore it looks like they are spelling ****
I have half a bull's heart.
I have a fine collection of epicyclic gears.
I am large, Scottish and my nickname was/is nanny, after count duckula's nanny. I.e. Large and crashing through breaking stuff all the time. 🙂
Kev
it's my name
Kev
some letters from my name and im a father so i stuck pop on the end
also i pure love the ASBO cocktails*
*not strictly true im more of a G&T man if truth be told
Because I really have no idea...
Rachel
I used to ride a Scott and Frank Mcavennie is awesome.
Then the forum crashed and I had to put a 2 at the end.
Stupid thread.
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'Cos I love 'em...
My name is John & I'm a K!W!
Go and figure!
worked part time as a security guard when i was uni and even tho i wasnt the biggest security guard by far i was always the first to jump in to tackle the shoplifters, regardless of their size and number. often ended up in a scrap hence scrappy. oh and maybe that little puppy dog from scoobydoo had something to do with it too
....paging DrRS****!
cos I run a Welsh Winter Climbing blog under the name of Andy Mountains
Errr...
singletrack(w)hor(e)
My name is chuck, I needed a DJ name and I'm lazy so I just changed u to v!
From having no imagination 😥
Take a guess.
my name's John & I play drums
Guess...
Overweight hairy knuckle dragger with muscular buttocks and a facial expression alternating between bewilderment and indifference.
86 year old german war criminal, called simon
cos i am and weigh one.
AN old nickname of mine. Was supposed to be Cato, Inspector Clouseau's manservant, but got misspelt Kato when a mate wrote "keep up Kato" on the back of his crash helmet
From a Smiths lyric.
Free envelope of blancmange in the post to the first person who knows which song. 🙂
My first mountain bike was a Trek 820 Singletrack.
Beccy
my hound monty likes beer, simples
Rusty Spanner - MemberFrom a Smiths lyric.
Free envelope of blancmange in the post to the first person who knows which song.
....so I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner
The Queen Is Dead
I claim my blancmange
from 'the queen is dead'
can i have my mail order packet of powder in anthrax flavour please.
edit - damn you kato!
Used to have an SV650S then sold it and got into MTB.
irish for joseph
Bah!
Dons protective blancmange making outfit, starts cement mixer.
Tripe & elder flavour ok?
I'm 6'4", 15.5 stone and called Colin.
Run a lift company, and I'm a man = Liftman
I live on a rough estate. And thought zulus sounded better than apaches.
I've had two lots of brain surgery due to a brain tumour and no longer have a (right) frontal lobe in my brain.
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I am from a far eastern place and the name is more common.. like Sam or Bill or Wilbur.. there..
it is my name..
Mine is fairly self explanatory.
My name is Kay and I come from Unst.
None of that is true and when this gets asked next month I'll have to invent another explanation.
Dental trauma as a youth - the result of an arcane initiation ritual still practised in the more remote areas of Somerset.