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never been in a fight since about primary 4. got punched twice over the years but seem to avoid most instances where brawls occur. Don't really go out to pub or clubs and am so charming and affable that if i do go out I usually have an embarrasment of drinks and goodwill thrust upon me.
Still i'm quite a big built strong lad so i'll take on any of you ****ers anytime you like!
McHamish - you got me convinced fella.
Sure I saw the news report - can 't remember if it was Sky News or BBC?? Def saw it on the telly somewhere though.
Your seriously hard. Bet all the girls love you also. I bet not even Chuck Norris would mess with you if you looked in a mood.
Don't mess with a man and his flute 😆 😆
this thread is even funnier with half a bottle of Jack Daniels down you.
You really get to appreciate the desperation and imagination that some people have contributed.
Points given to those that can add fire arms/dangerous dogs/skin heads to their stories ... Double bonus points for aliens or zombies ..... I love zombies..
Def extra points for zombies ...
Don 't forget how you regretted killing the alien/zombie. The human touch is so necessary to finish on ..
I did batter that wheelie bin though. C*** had it coming.
Points given to those that can add fire arms/dangerous dogs/skin heads to their stories
I've got a Nº1 all over, a Staffie and you forgot the tattoos.... 🙄
Longer ago than my appearance would suggest :oops:. Best part of 20 years ago i'd have thought (and that was more Audley Harrison than Mike Tyson).
Does playing rugby count,if so.....2007
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This Sod had put his fingers in my eyes just prior to this.This is the smiley picture he put on his club website,the one he included in the citing hearing for the SRU did not have a smile.12 week ban,and self imposed retirement.
I had a nasty tussle with a poodle this morning
They don't like getting up early........
Wunundred! 😀
What a funny thread. Loving some of the bullshit 'I've never had a fight until this one time someone did something bad to me and I battered them' type responses. Lots of frustrated wannabes trying to impress (is it ever any different on here?).
Joolsburger's account shows the reality of where violence can lead. It don't matter how big and butch you are; some evil sod can stick you without warning. You simply don't know what they are capable of.
Most fights are just two idiots having a square do. Rarely are fights about self-defence, or 'honour', or any other romantic notions.
This thread proves that many people on STW are all mouth and no trousers. Not a great surprise I must say....
Apart from Kevevs. If I was a wheelie bin, I'd be very, very afraid.... 😯