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Found a bag of Pistachios! Balance is restored.
Evening have been ruined by poor grammar
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I have no idea what I'd like for Christmas
I was making my own mulled wine yesterday and didn't have any bay leaves.
some git smashed the wing mirror on the Porsche on Thursday. Cost £80 for a new one
Seriously? The last time I replaced a door mirror it was on a 1991 Cavalier and it cost me more than that.
I have lacked self-control with the cheese tonight and now I feel a little peaky.
What non alcoholic drink to have on a night out and also what boots to wear on said night out 🙂
Having to wash the mud off my new bike on my clean monoblock driveway...
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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog; you might learn something, but you'll kill it.
Misquotes of things attributed Mark Twain, that he probably didn't say. 
Having to use the garlic press to crack the hazelnuts as I can't find the nutcracker.
[quoteSeriously? The last time I replaced a door mirror it was on a 1991 Cavalier and it cost me more than that.that was just for the glass... If it had been the whole unit it would have been well over £500.
Felt like a G&T last night & Bombay Sapphire was on special at the battleship.
Won't make that mistake again.
Which bike to ride, which car to drive, which plane to fly. Challenging decisions....
Having straightened all the pictures in my hotel room I now realise that the light switches are wonky. Challenging.
Rob - i think that one was stillborn
Warm weather has meant I didn't think it was worth taking my friend up on his annual offer of a free place to stay for a few days pre-Christmas skiing in Verbier.
Supermarket had a special offer on Champagne today but we still have 10 bottles in the cellar so decided the discount wasn't big enough to make it worthwhile.
Due to a change of plans my Cayman won't get driven for 2 months which I know isn't good for the car.
I have a second world first world problem - I'm in Nepal for an extended period and it's just so photogenic that I'm taking way too many photos and the editing will take forever. 😀
The hardships on this post! I'm just getting over a bad back I got from the flat bed in business class flying back from NYC earlier this month.
I've burned the roof of my mouth and it's really ruining my enjoyment of the plentiful, sumptuous food with which I'm perpetually surrounded.
Pray for me.
Three dogs in front of the fire, two trail dogs and a border terrier, one has a squeaky tummy which is just ruining the enjoyment of my new speaker cables.
Whether to buy a fast XC hardtail or a cyclocrosser as a winter bike (and it is only mid-summer here). Oh the stress.
The Red Bull add-on for Kodi has been broken for a few months and there's very little sign of anyone rebuilding it. I might have to buy a Chromecast.
This thread explains the Maserati and Swiss watch pop up ads on this site!
I have to pack a bag in order to go on holiday
Which Barbers do I go to ?
Which large shopping centre do I risk to get Mum's Xmas present ?
Shall I put BP ultimate diesel in the car today, or Shell V power ?
On my lunchtime Meal Deal, do I get a Xmas sandwich from the CO-OP or Tesco ?
If I do stick to Tesco, should I get a smoothie as the Drink and save it till morning, or get a Lucozade to keep me going at work ?
Evening have been ruined by poor grammar
Ho Ho Ho. 😀
My Crystal Palace advent calendar doesn't have a fascinating fact behind each door, & a couple of days there was no chocolate either 👿
senor j restores Rob's faith in himself to crack a lighthearted joke without having someone else try and ruin it 🙂
The aircon on this train is marginally too cold.
My new chelsea boots have been sat at Borderfree in the US for too long and I'm starting to realise I won't see them before xmas, if at all.
Varies per day, but today the supermarket had no Emmental cheese. That's just wrong.
Pfft. Moaner!!
My local Holland and Barrett had a "buy one get one half price" deal on quinoa flakes. But they only had one packet on the shelf!! I ask you !!!!
I'm unsure whether my next dinner jacket should have a shawl collar or peaked lapels and am feeling the pressure of knowing my tailor is waiting on my call 🙁
Can't decide between a heat exchanger or go all in with a double boiler espresso machine.
I had my first latte made with [url= http://www.oatly.com/products/international/foamable/ ]Oatly[/url] yesterday which was great. But I know no other cafes that sell / use it.
The dual zone climate control broke in my car just as the weather turned colder.
I can't be arsed to try and fix it until the weather is warmer at which point I'll forget that it's broken until next winter.
1. couldn't find any caerphilly cheese in Tesco or Aldi OR EVEN the deli
2. ate an entire xmas pudding all to myself and now I feel somewhat bloated
I don't like the Enve bars which came fitted to my new bike 🙁
Music downloads with missing or incorrect ID3 tags. No need.
My Christmas tree is too bushy to fit the presents underneath.
Have to wait for Waitrose free coffee because the machine needs emptying.
My new shock for the ZX6-R isn't leaving the US due to being a restrictd item, i now have to get the money back from the seller.
DEFINITELY won this one! Upon opening my marks and sparks luxury vegetable selection I discovered that the braised red cabbage had been inadequately sealed and was mouldy. Christmas: ruined. I feinted (not really)
The price of hand-dived scallops at Leeds fish market today; fishmonger said wholesale price has been jacked up by £5/kg this week.
£22 for 12 big fat ones!
Currently coming towards the end of my engineering degree, I've got lots of useful contacts in industry from doing a placement year, but I really fancy doing a year of ski guiding/resort work when I graduate as otherwise I feel I'll regret not doing it!
This isn't helped by my brother having just landed what looks to be a fantastic ski/walk guiding job in Italy last minute!
Sainsburys didn't deliver the Port that I'd ordered for Christmas dinner, so I'll have to leave the house and mix with the proletariat in the store to go and buy some
I'm back at my tailor's next week, and I'm torn between two jacket linings.