Sometimes I LOL out loud (!) at some of the stuff posted on here...
My most recent favourite phrase has to be.... "Hedgerow grumble" - to be used when referring to 'naughty mags' found in the bushes!
Yours?
DrP
Gnarpoon
Gnarpoon + 1
Grumpypants
OP you faux-franz ferdinand lookalike in a cardigan beard/bobble hatted twitted-Cock Womble
Dictonite. Still giggle - just waiting for a chance to use it. In Black, of course.
Cocklobster
plastic <insert word here>
BANHAMMER
choctoporn
Twuntt
Spunktrumpet
Cockwomble
I don't believe we'll ever top "middle class whiny cockbags"
Gnarpoon is a truly excellent word. Also, gnar-pyjamas.
Re hedgerow grumble, see also - Gentertainment or rhythm pamphlet
I don't believe we'll ever top "middle class whiny cockbags"
Beat me to it.
Why did I think it was a good idea to read this thread with a torn intercostal muscle...
Rusty Shackleford - Member
gopping, as in:
That WALLPAPER! WTF?
Gnarpoonist
Middle class whiny cockbags is so good because its so bloody accurate! 😆
Fin du cloche was my favourite...
Ass hat.
I'd never seen "amazeballs" before frequenting here, I like it, it makes me giggle.
I don't believe we'll ever top "middle class whiny cockbags"
Gets my vote.
bikebouy - Member
I'd never seen "amazeballs" before frequenting here, I like it, it makes me giggle.
No matter how good the word, it is totally ruined by its usual user group association.
cockwomble
dont think ive ever got to use it in conversation though
I'd never seen "amazeballs" before frequenting here, I like it, it makes me giggle.
Get out. âž¡
This is no place for a 12 year old girl.
Flounce & arsehat.
****hattery is a personal favourite.
Gnarpoon, though there's been a few others that I can't remember off the top of my head.
penis beaker
This is no place for a 12 year old girl.
Totes.
picolax
emergency union jack and sudocreme cat.
Zip it, fatty...
That WALLPAPER! WTF?
Fair point
Cockwomble and i have used it
Ring fence the Unicorn
"Fun to drive"
Strange how a cycling forum has made me realise some people actually [i]enjoy[/i] driving!
gopping, as in:
Erm thats William Waterhouse which I think Liberty of London sells. Its a lovely print.
I am gay, well maybe a plastic-gay.
Big Bike Bash
"As useless as Anne Frank's drumkit" made me chortle yesterday, despite/because of the sheer wrongness.
Also still a fan of a well-timed "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN".
Dandyhorse!
Someone else coined "****OS" = [i]There Was A Thread On Singletrackworld[/i] it was a regular conversation starter between me and my ex.
And this I have just read
kill the unhappy rat
from [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/putting-a-healthy-animal-to-sleep ]STW linky link[/url]
Giggling at Rhythm pamphlet..
Still like Unobtainium as the next frame material of niche whore choice.
"is she fit?"
"As useless as Anne Frank's drumkit" made me chortle yesterday, despite/because of the sheer wrongness.
😆 that's brilliant(ly wrong).
Big fan of gnarpoon.


