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given to me because of my job, and due to my perchant for funky facial hair
Does everyone know who Ron Jeremy is?
The real Ron Jeremy, the most unlikeliest porn star ever?
I used to be weekedendworrier (ww).
I'm now
ww as was
not
w was was
Because I once came off my bike and went headfirst into a dry stone wall. Crushed and fractured vertabrae, three months off work, not pleasant.
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...though sometimes I feel people on the web think it is something to do with online arguments
Surname is Tutton, TUT is also my private reg no.
Milkie - Came from my DJ name.
A few people said I "milked" the mixes, so "Milkie" came about. Doing long mixes and 3 decks occasionally. Ah those were the daze!
Cos it's my name, pretty much. Real name is Graham but I've been called Grum by most people since I was tiny, including parents etc - not sure why but I guess it's an abbreviation of sorts.
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Where you left it.
Wife's "favourite" joke
though sometimes I feel people on the web think it is something to do with online arguments
I thought it was probably some obscure sex act that I was too naive to know about.
DezB - yes I did.
chronic masturbator or maybe job description
Ex girlfriend bought me a stress relieving squashy ball called a mudmonster. Mountain biking is much better at relieving stress and much more fun though.
Named after a CNC machine I used to program/set, many moons ago.
The ***2 is because this the reincarnation after old forum died.
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I owned a Kona King with 4” of travel and it compensates for a lack of talent…
I now own a Kona Hei Hei 100 and it does the same 😆
"Mr Woppit" - until recently, the only thing to survive the crash of Donald Campbell's "Bluebird" speed record run on Coniston back in the 1960's - a small teddy bear, for "good luck". Oops.
Ironic reference to my family life before I left home in 1971...
Because "It's a wonderful Life"
Ho hum, rector's bum!
'cause I've never had any complaints 😉
Bedds as it's my nickname.. Beddis is my surname
used to be Oxygen Thief
The Mullet (Mulletus shitueous hairus)combined with Maximus Decimus Meridius.
A bit rubbish really but i've been using that name as a gamer tag for about 10 years.
I am a Mr and my surname is Vear
I'm soft and sqwidgey and covered in white powder!...
...No, they're my ultimate survival food I couldn't ride without them.
i was watching the simpsons and this made me laugh, hence the username!:
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I play them and build them.
Also it has nothing to do with bikes
No comment.
I play them and build them.
Cool - love a bit of lap steel - never tried playing it though.
I Live in Rossendale and usually go down hill like one, sans bike!
mine was supposed to be a combo of free from 5 / 5 spot but I spelt it wrong
I have quite long legs and blond hair.
Sometimes people assume I'm a girl because of the forum name 8)
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That's me, that is.
I live in a trailor park eat ready meals and watch Jeremy Kyle all day long!
Nah...Silence of the lambs quote adapted to fit the bike I ride!
Unrelated to whitetrash from the classifieds...hmmph imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose 😕
it's my initials, Originally comes from what I used in arcades back in the 70s/early 80s, I had every all time high score on about 4 machines in the local arcade. then when I first came here (about 10yrs back) it was in the days when you could post without a log-in, I was simply too lazy to type anything longer.
I use my first name on some other forums that don't allow short user names.
Shortened version of 'Santa Cruz rider'. Maybe obvious, though not so true these days....
One of my favourite albums (Big Black - Atomizer)
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I had every all time high score on about 4 machines in the local arcade.
Wow you were even the king of gnar when playing video games as a child. 😛
My initials are also GW - spooky eh?
nickname for people from where i was born, nickname for the footie team i support
Lost three front teeth in a bike crash, aged 13.
Sings:
"I ate all the pies, I ate all the pies......"
Nuff said.
Im a singletrack (w)hor(e) 🙂
I'm a Tiger grrrrrrrr.
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I used to be in Sales and then this was on telly
Cue a lot of p!ss taking from my mates, the numbers are simple my year of birth backwards.
I wanted the username 'mango' as I like to eat them and also like the colour, but it had been taken when I registered on the old site. So instead of starting a new though process I added my favourite hobby.
I also liked the way it could be read in a me tarzan you jane kinda way, man go ride bike, wife stay in kitchen 😉
From an old roadie term from when leather saddles had a rivet on the nose. When you're really going for it using every last bit of energy riding pushed forward giving it everything you'd be riding 'on the rivet'. It's a term much used by Sean Kelly on Eurosport usually accompanied by Sean's favourite saying of 'Yes eehh he's really giving it 100 percent'
The ancient Lancastrian martial art, of vintage Goodies fame.
Also rather partial to black pudding (Oooh-err).
A correct translation of my original Irish name used in the school register. (When the English banned the Irish language many names were anglicised)
it's my own personal brand!