[Closed] What's the longest you've not ridden a bike for?

20 to 32, far too long. I did miss out on some pretty crap bikes though.

1981 - 2000, when I got a BSO from Halfords with some vouchers I got as a "leaving" present (redundancy but the lads I worked with had a whip-round)

More recently, Mrs_d got diagnosed with breast cancer in June 2014. Haven't ridden since then, first on instructions that she didn't want to have to look after a broken me as well as herself. Then since April last year under instructions not to get broken, as if I can't drive, I can't earn and one part-time salary won't support the two of us.