[Closed] Parcelforce assault with lazer? any advice on the law concerning this?

So I should be happy someone is intentionally shining a laser in my eyes

Eerrr you can be happy if you like, or like normal humans you can ignore it and move on as it has absolutely no effect on normal humans whatsoever. Unless you're not normal?

I did mention bikes in my kitchen post.
Perhaps i should lazer the workman when he comes next?

don't go to a Fever Ray gig

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Set your cat on him

Think I've had enough of STW for a while!

Missing you already 😥

Please take the time to check out the lyrics....

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It was nice while it lasted, FunkyDunc.

I didnt realise it was offensive / of a sexual nature ! (apologies mods if you found it so 🙄 )

Or maybe I've just gone blind from looking at my mouse..

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Funkydunc - I bet there'd be no problem if it was a male and a female kissing.

Now if you had combed your unruly monobrow postie would only have to scan you once.

(I don't know the op or even if he has a mb)

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Dont look at the picture any other 3rd parties reading this thread

Take that you Bearing Baron for using Parcelforce!!

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Sorry to everyone else for such illegal use of a grade one lazer

I love this concept: I think my eyes are damaged.

But you are using a computer and screen.

Yeah, but my eyes might be damaged.

But you are using a computer screen and typing.

But ... ah **** it.

Don't think too logically about it Toby

The OP certainly didn't. Why should you bother.

Bound to be a troll? Surely nobody can be that stupid.

Just look at the threads he's started. You'll soon see the truth

Bound to be a troll? Surely nobody can be that stupid.

If its a Troll, it's a strange one.

Because the only "bite" is a couple of pages in, and it's from the OP

I just scanned this whole thread to check this hadn't been posted, so here it is...

LOL @ OP, What a Douche

My dog used to inject his own special recipe grease into bearings. The last time some of the ingredients were delivered by parcelforce though, this happened to him!!!

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I love this concept: I think my eyes are damaged.

But you are using a computer and screen.

In all fairness there could be more subtle damage than that, or that takes a while to appear or something. Not THAT unreasonable of a question really, like I say. Just poorly put.

I think it wasn't an unreasonable question but the outcome was fairly foreseeable. Having a flounce mid-thread just added to the general mickey taking as well.

Sometimes you just have to live with unintended consequences.

Where I work we have barcode scanners all over the place, I have two on my desk and I look at them all the time. Kaesae, MTFU!
Or I'll come round and shine my laser pointer in your eyes. It's only a 200Mw green one, won't hurt at all... 😯

It's only a 200Mw green one

Seriously hopes you got your capitalization wrong there 😯

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(see what I did there?)

Maybe you should of had a mini gun with your oh so famous bearings on standby when parcelfarce arrived.

On another note if you can see this image,
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your eyes are clearly fine and you have no case whatsoever.

It's only a 200Mw green one

Seriously hopes you got your capitalization wrong there

Google shows a 200mw laser lighting a cigaret, who the flip would want to light a billion cigarets at once?

I posted that in a hurry, I've just checked the spec on the laser, and it's <100mW, 532nm wavelength. Quite bright enough to see the beam in the dark when pointing out stars and constellations.

Are Kaeseas eyes still ok? not heard much from him of late!

I think the aliens have finally got him. Either that, or agents from covert organisations have figured that maybe he was getting to close to the truth, and he's been subject to a rendition. Currently wearing a fetching orange onesie in Gitmo...

I'm fairly sure these are the guys who are ultimately responsible.

*hopes no-one has posted it yet*

she is the weather 'girl' on bbc wales ! Benhaz Aghahr

....and might also be selling some items on eBa[b][NOPE - Mods][/b]

It's not his eyes that worry me, it's his mind!!!

Here's the post laSer brain test:

Draw two fat dots about an inch apart on a piece of paper.
Close left eye.
Look steadily at LEFT dot with RIGHT eye.
Slowly move paper towards face.
If at any point either dot disappears you have irreparable brain damage.
(Repeat for the other eye, reversing left and right)

How did I miss this thread first time around?!

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How did I miss this thread first time around?!

No eye dear

How did I miss this thread first time around?!

[b][u]They[/u][/b] made you miss it. Open your eyes sheeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open your eyes sheeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did I miss this thread first time around?!

I know Houns - I just discovered it today too and there has been much mirth.

Whoevers construct Kaesae is is a Genius.

I really hope it is anyway, surely no-one can actually be that stupid. If so throw them a life ring and fish them out of the gene pool quick!

klumpy - Member

Here's the post laSer brain test:

[s]Draw two fat dots about an inch apart on a piece of paper.
Close left eye.
Look steadily at LEFT dot with RIGHT eye.
Slowly move paper towards face.[/s]
write your stw name on a piece paper
If it's kaease [s]at any point either dot disappears[/s] you have irreparable brain damage.
(Repeat for the other eye, reversing left and right)

Jamie was that the Yorkshire Market eBahGum?

Laser Quest was a very very dangerous sport.

cranberry - Member

Open your eyes sheeple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No don't! Got to keep the lazors out!