[Closed] Whats Eating The Geese In The Thames?

Massive pike? Do they not take ducks sometimes?

Scuba diving Poles...

Short-sighted gay islamic swans engaging in dangerous sex games.

Prince Phillip?

foreigners.

Massive pike? Do they not take ducks sometimes?

They do. If it is, im getting some deadbaits from Morrisons! Might need a bigger canoe!! 😆

Short-sighted gay islamic swans engaging in dangerous sex games.

😆

Catfish would be big enough .
European ones get to 100lb + , Uk ones are alot smaller at 20 - 30lb mostly.
Odd asa i thought they lived on the bottom and ate small fish and eels.
Do go to 200lb+ in Other countries though

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Waitrose shoppers trying to economise this Christmas.

I can't help wondering if someone shouldn't (shoont?) check Elfin's shopping list for sauce recipes...

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The BBC must have been desperate for stories.

Perch catfish or anaconda

Nothing is eating them. Clearly these are magical fairytale geese, which sink suddenly if they are unfortunate enough to ovulate a golden egg whilst swimming on the water.

It's possibly a Catfish, the biggest UK one was caught last month at 85LBS.

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But they are usually bottom feeders so its unlikely. Prime suspect has to be Pike.

And that one's a little un- probably 10-15LBS. They go up to 45LBS.

I'd love it to be David Walliams though 😆

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Oven Ready Three Bird Roast

Bloody hell 😯 They should put pelicans in Trafalgar Square 😆

I like how the Pelican gets duffed up a bit by some of the other birds...

Definitely immigrants ... http://www.****/news/article-521710/Swan-bake-carcasses-piles-feathers-cooking-pots-migrants-camp.html

Maybe there's an underground trade in Fois Gras...

Bull shark?

Definitely immigrants ...

I know its acceptable in their own countries- but this is not acceptable here. Evil buggers! I've seen them catch large Carp and throw them on the barbecue at my local lake before now, i contacted the Environment Agency hotline and they said they'd deal with it. But recently i saw fish skeletons and burnt embers again. Guess they are sneaky buggers too! 👿

"Big Fat Gypsy Tea Time", you watch it'll be on the next series.

They don't seem to realise that these geese or is it swans, erm hold on.. anyway they belong to the our Queen, so that's probably treason, if it's a swan. But I don't think they care, so it might as well be treason, because the intention is to commit treason. They should be bloody well hung.

"Big Fat Gypsy Tea Time"

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"I got me a swan boy... gotta****incookitfermedinner" 😆

wels catfish?

don't think it's scuba diving immigrants.
but i have seen lash fish bones and the remnants of a fire beisde lakes. mate and i cut their crude lines once. a rope tied to a tree, attached to a milk bottle and a fishing line with bait hanging off that.

Minks

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Fantastic daily mail story that.

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A few years ago Ducks were vanishing from Regents Park- it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

hora - Member

A few years ago Ducks were vanishing from Regents Park- it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

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it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

Evil buggers! I've seen them catch large Carp and throw them on the barbecue at my local lake before now

?? Isn't that just.. y'know.. fishing??

?? Isn't that just.. y'know.. fishing??

It's like fishing, except this way you catch a fish

it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

Yeah, duck thieves

crispedwheel - Member

it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

Source for this?

Orange or hoisin with duck, preferably.

Its elf - I am sure

Source for this?

Orange or hoisin with duck, preferably.

Took me a while but...
*Applause*

It wasn't in the Thames But in the River Lea not far from the Big Breakfast House in Old Ford