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Private, melodic and pungent farts of your own creation.
I can't think of anything better value. Obviously norks are superior as an end product, but they require so much more commitment.
A fart costs nothing, asks nothing of you and is just is full of reward. I don't think there's anything else like it, is there?
Competitively belching words. We still argue over whether "Constantinople" beats "dodecahedron." Happy days.
Sniper saluting. Keeps me entertained for ages.
Writing your name in wee in the snow. Makes winter worthwhile
Laughing
Laying a mahoosive log in the pan without it breaking.
Now THAT's jobbie satisfaction!
Writing your name in wee in the snow.
In someone else's handwriting ...
Fruit from other people's gardens
A tailwind.
Come to think of it, that's what a fart is too... 🙂
this one's for you bearnecessities
😉
Deliberately and maliciously embarrassing your children in front of their mates. 😈
Nothing more satisfying than hearing "Aaaaaaw Daaaad! Don't......."
Shower,shave and $hite - all on works time. 😀
Oh and all wild flowers - natures treat for free.
Pulling out a sticky plug from the nostril in one satisfying fingernail dredge.
I can't believe that no-one has said "picking off a great big scab"
One of the most satisfying and free events mmmmmmmm 😆
That thermal fart looks so fake
EDIT: in fact, his hand is white...so how come the fart is black? that would suggest that it's cold...
Aside from the basic anatomy fail; his fingers look cold, as though he could have just been, I don't know, positioning a cold aerosol in his left hand?
The eggs we get round here, 'Range eggs'. I don't know how people can afford to give them away!
free roadside fruit mid ride, just coming into season.
Are you a singular pick and eat person or a pick, pick, pick, pick, pick,... mouthful chomp person?
Sorry is that a nose gold reference?
[Hi Rich! We're all good dude!]
free roadside fruit mid ride, just coming into season.
Are you a singular pick and eat person or a pick, pick, pick, pick, pick,... mouthful chomp person?
The 2nd one, although potatoes/carrots/peas etc go in a bag. 😉