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[Closed] whats better, cats or dogs?

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I tend to look at it this way. If both animals were human, which one would you be friends with?

Cat - self centred, self obsessed, useless in a proper fight that doesn't involve staring at each other for five hours, lazy, treats you as a heat source, treats you as a food machine, only comes to see you when it wants something, constantly preening itself, thinks it owns you.

Dog - Insanely loyal, will kill and die for you, good in a fight, accepts you are the master and all you do is right, always wants to go out and do stuff with you, friendly because it likes you, strong sense of family, good hoover, knows damn well you own it and is happy about it.

So you have to question the morals of those people who prefer cats at the end of the day 😉

A picture?
This one shows that cats don't understand the rules. It's supposed to run god-damn it!
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Posted : 16/04/2013 8:13 am
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Posted : 16/04/2013 9:16 pm
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this one cracks me up every time

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Posted : 16/04/2013 9:45 pm
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Dog - Insanely loyal, will kill and die for you, good in a fight, accepts you are the master and all you do is right, always wants to go out and do stuff with you, friendly because it likes you, strong sense of family, good hoover, knows damn well you own it and is happy about it.

So you have to question just how needy are those those people who prefer dogs at the end of the day

FTFY 😉


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 10:04 pm
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“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

? Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 10:23 pm
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Dogs stink and are too much of a burden.

Cats are so easy to own, although I only ever have Siamese as they have so much more personality than most cats.

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Posted : 16/04/2013 10:28 pm
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We had a cat that was a stray/feral & it was an absolute barsteward. A local farmer came in one day & said 'I've got a complaint to make about your cat, It's just chased my sheepdog over the field'
It used to run up behind you & bite your ankles (the cat, not the sheepdog) It brought a dead Stoat to the door once as well. It also once chased another cat up a telephone pole & sat at the bottom for five hours till we got her indoors & the other cat could escape. She got caught in a rabbit snare while she went missing for four days & lived to tell the tale. (or should that be 'tail')
Great moggie!


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 10:31 pm
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A cat that can kill a stoat is a hard mofo indeed.


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 10:33 pm
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And it'd be naff all use when you got there.

Dogs for the win (I have both, by the way).


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 10:41 pm
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Our cat Smokey is great, he's friendly, patient with the 2yr old daughter who is all over him, well behaved and a brutal killer (pigeons and squirrels) - even tho he did go awol last week for about 6 days and then turned up like nothing had happened after we had flyered and hammered the social media...

taking out a stoat is a serious hunter!


 
Posted : 16/04/2013 10:48 pm
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Posted : 17/04/2013 9:35 am
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Well...

from experiance of owning both...

Cats generally do not slobber all over you (with the exception of Stupid Black Cat Mk II who dribbles like a leaky tap), and when they are sick, they don't generally produce enough to fill ALL your shoes at once (which was gross).

However.

Dogs do not generally leave dead rats in the kitchen for you to find at six o'clock in the morning. Nor do they scream the house down because they have got themselves stuck to the carpet (Stupid Black Cat Mk II again...)

Swings and roundabouts really 🙂


 
Posted : 17/04/2013 1:35 pm
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