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Following the other thread and how I dislike sports where the teams have silly rufty tufty names.
What would yours be called?
Our nearest place anyone has heard of is Epsom. So our team would be either the Epsom Downers or Salters.Both guaranteed to scare the pants off any opposition.
The Papworth Hearts or, if I went further afield, The Cambridge Blues.
That's assuming Cambridge wasn't too snooty for NFL
Kendal Mints or the Kendal Snuffers... guess they'd be minor league.
Nottingham Outlaws.
Edinburgh Wolves apparently. Or on a more local level The Muirhouse Apaches would be a good name.
The port Talbot pigf*****s
The Hove Actuallys
Couple from my area Bathgate Anaesthetists', Livingston Roundabouts or my favourite Linlithgow Black Bitches!
Ours were the Scottish Claymores. Won the world series!
The Cardiff Bitter former Rugby Players and Yank-Loving Yoofs.
Willard, think you will find it is the Cambridgeshire Cats....grrrrrrrr
http://www.cambridgeshirecats.com/
Lancashire Lions
Manchester Marauders
Epsom Stallions I imagine or Epsom mothersdohaveem.
Surely the Ozzy Gobbins, Junky?
The Bristol Baaaadgers!!!
The Stoke Chavs. ?!
Just down the road from me (bastards) - the Low Edges Bike Thieves
They existed already and were the Heathrow jets. Although I used to go and watch the London Ravens play occasionally.
TimP - MemberWillard, think you will find it is the Cambridgeshire Cats....grrrrrrrr
And it's the Papworth Coffin Dodgers.
The Newbury Fruits.
Northern monkeys.
We play at flat cap field.
S****horpe Steelers, were once a team
The Bartley Green ****s On Quads, if it's supposed to be indicative of the natives.
The Earlswood Lakers ftw! And just down the road the Gatwick Jets
Hind Headers
Bowl Punchers
Northern Monkeys
Peaslake Barry's
Mac All-I-Stars
Simister Inbreeders. Although they may struggle to find helmets that fit their unnaturally wide heads.
Used to play against The LA something or others ... where LA was Luton Area 🙂
My home team ... Brentwood Browns ... after all the fake tan
[i]Although they may struggle to find helmets that fit their unnaturally wide heads. [/i]
But the extra digits make catching the ball easier.
Swings and roundabouts.
Pedro, surely the Red Hill Billies.
The Jeremy Werfits.
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The Leamington Lemmings
Worcester Warriors.... oh hang on. 😕
Malvern Meerkats
Ours is actually the Colchester Gladiators, I'm guessing realting to the roman heritage of the town.
Does it count our bike club for children is called [url= http://www.stirlingbikeclub.org.uk/index.php/wallace-warriors ]Wallace Warriors[/url]?
We even have matching kit already... 8)
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Greenodd Cattlegrids
Parish of Mansriggs and Osmotherley Six Fingered Toothless Ring Worm Infested Braves
Barrow Disability Benefits
Millom Conjoined XV
Our local roller derby team is called The Hereford Horror Bulls.
And those girls are harder than any American football team, so they win.
🙂
Manchester Tarts FTW.
Hambleton Honey Badgers grrrrrrr
Zippy, what about the Ewell Logs
Ours was the Bradford Dolphins. 75 miles from the nearest bit of sea, of course it was Dolphins 🙄
Keswick Herdwicks?
Lake District Lakers?
Our midweek cricket 20/20 team are the Skiddaw Rangers.
Ockendon Inbreds....
or, the more geographically accurate:
Twickenham "WTF is this rugby with pads rubbish" Toffs
We were the Bedford Blue Raiders. Now merged with MK and have become the Ouse Valley Eagles.
Back in the day I think we used to be the Bedford Bombardiers (after the beer) and even further back Bedford Yearlings.