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"And then I said, 'Over my dead body'"
"you are standing on a landmine, see you soon"
" No, this is not his!"
" Any chance of some upskirt action?"
" get help!!! my broadband connection is down"
" urinating on my grave will only kill the grass, you simpleton!"
" shhhhh listen! I said... If you listen very carefully.... you can here a train coming"
" it's a bit dark... no no.. it's completely dark "
" I think I need another pillow"
" Has somebody lost a wallet"
" Your advert could be here! ring.... "
" How come they found Saddam Hussain... ???"
My head needs sorting 😀
Despite my Mum telling me that clean underwear is important, I've decided that the skid marks in my pants are less critical than the ones on the road.
WTF is he and how on earth did he get out of that coffin?
[i]And you're not Irish either, are you?[/i]
Neither was the guy who wrote it.
DNF
"As addictive as crystal meth, as dangerous as heroin and as legal as pork pies "