[Closed] What would happen if the regular posters on STW forum met in the pub?

but there has been some appalling dancing.

If I get invited I'd hope someone would be up for some fun in the gents, or in a bush, or in the back garden.

Play your cards right and it will be some back garden bush fun in the gents.

James... do you mind if I call you that... I've heard about your tremendous guns.

Interesting that some admit to shyness but then slag others for being keyborad warriors.

(Nasty little thing laughing at everyone but with a big fat bloke as back-up)

You, or the Star Wars muppet?

I'll be in the beer garden with a cigar, if anyone would care to join me.

I'll join you for a ciggie, but you can guarantee there'll be some bloody sanctimonious middle-class parents with their spoilt brats moaning about the smoke even though you're outside and they drive a planet-raping Chelsea Tractor, eh Flashy? 😐 🙄

We could just blow smoke in their precious childrens' faces...

James... do you mind if I call you that... I've heard about your tremendous guns.

You can call me whatever you like, sugar-tits.

I met up with Tankslapper and Zokes after a post on here. It would be difficult to find three more different people, but we got on really well and still do. Something to do with common interests I guess..... No not MTB, beer and boobs basically.

if it were the northern chapter meeting, it would be very nice and civilised, just like the tea parties we have after the stw rides.
only the tea and cakes would be replaced by ale and pork scratchings.

For example if I infuriated someone I could tell straight away from their face and diffuse it before they chucked me out of the window.

You'd have to move quicker than the speed of light to diffuse that many people quick enough to avoid that!

Thing is, I've had some proper heated 'debates' with folk on here, but most of 'em I'd happily sit and have a pint and a chinwag with. Just cos you don't agree on something don't necessarily make you enemies. I try to see everyone on here as a potential friend, so try to have at least some respect for others.

i agree. no one on here has got my goat enough that i would not sit and have a bevy with them.

even teej, barnes and fredbra........ 😉

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even teej, barnes and fredbra........

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Actually, TJ and Barnes are two that I'd particularly love to meet. As well as you of course Ton. 😉

There's some proper characters on here. I met Mamadirt at Mayhem, and she is utterly lovely. Comes across as a right nutter (in a nice way) on here, and is just a genuinely nice, caring person. Then there's someone like Bullheart, who is a truly inspirational bloke, someone who I have gained enormous respect and admiration for.

I read some of the banter between some of the Manchester/Northern massive, and it's clear their a bunch of good mates who have a right good time with one another.

Ain't that what STW is all about though?

group hug

There're far more people in the real world that I don't want to go for a beer with than I what I do, so I'm not going to pretend this place is any different.

Having said that, I love you all.

philconsequence - Member
considering the posts on the 'how old are you?' thread i'd expect you all to be dressed up in cardigans and sensible shoes with a pint of half finished niche/posh 'real ale' about to tip onto your lap as you've all bored each other to sleep/in need of a nap after a gruelling 5mile bimble.

Yep.

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The location of hell would be offically declared and the door man would have a large pair of head mounted horns.

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Me go into a pub? Unlikely.

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Meanwhile, in the blue corner....

Spoiling for a fight.

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If it's gonna be like that I might turn up.

edit: Not like that, like the one above that with the rather cheery group of ramblers.

Here come the ladies.

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30 chaps to every women I guess. All talking about gear ratios and what tyre for the weekend.

And out in the beer garden.

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The Flash and Fred after their "special" cigars...

. . . . meanwhile down in the cellar . . . .

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The Southern Yeti - Member

If I get invited I'd hope someone would be up for some fun in the gents, or in a bush, or in the back garden.

Isn't that what actually happened on the WRT?

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That's Fred on the right, BTW.

I reckon R's descripton is the most accurate so far.

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(And at Woppit's vid- brilliant Fast Show sketch!)

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considering the posts on the 'how old are you?' thread i'd expect you all to be dressed up in cardigans and sensible shoes with a pint of half finished niche/posh 'real ale' about to tip onto your lap as you've all bored each other to sleep/in need of a nap after a gruelling 5mile bimble.

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I've been in pubs and breweries with STWers, wasn't too bad an experience. Where's that video of some STWers sumo wrestling?

Nobody wants to see that, RealMan. 🙁

Nobody. It's too upsetting.

It's still burned onto my retinas from the first time, how bad can a second viewing be?

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What would happen if the regular posters on STW forum met in the pub?

I just had a thought:

That would be The Big Bike Bash, wouldn't it?
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I once fed miketually too much Robinson's Unicorn and he was sick on the way back to Darlington.

I'll have you know that it was once I was back home. And it was something I ate, not the ale.

All the STW people I've met have been lovely.

I'd still be in asdas queueueueueueing.

all the STW forumites I've met have been complete freaks and have scared me to the point of needing therapy.

complete freaks and have scared me to the point of needing therapy.

ah - we've met?

Rachel

tazzymtb - Member

all the STW forumites I've met have been complete freaks and have scared me to the point of needing therapy.

You haven't met me yet

Neither have I - I'm not sure you really exist, TJ ...

That would be The Big Bike Bash, wouldn't it?

+1 😀

Except the pub is a tent, the beer is possibly the cheapest real ale in a pint glass you will find south of Nottingham, and the jukebox is that ace band that played Sabbath covers. Rawk! It has all been very good natured in the BBB pub last 2 years and Luke got loads of Blandford Fly in too. (ahem)

Can you tell I'm looking forward to it?

I suspect a few would rather just buy some interesting "specialist" international beers from the offi