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[Closed] What would be the most expensive cut of meat on a human?

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What udder drivel.

Moove along, nothing to see here.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:08 pm
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I do hope you'll be crediting us for contributions to [u]your[/u] homework!


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:08 pm
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He'll be saying that it's market research next.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:14 pm
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???


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:19 pm
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well, for your homework - the tastiest cut, according to my nextdoor neighbour, is apparently the little muscle between your thumb and forefinger. (and I don't mean [i]that[/i] little muscle - put it away, dirty boy)


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:21 pm
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Lets see what I can come up with on the hoof..

No question about it - Kylie's butt!

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Posted : 24/11/2010 2:23 pm
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surely if its that important some real world testing is required?

If this is for your dissertation i'll eat my own ass.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:29 pm
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Blimey you're a cynical bunch - it's all true! I'm quite worried actually since i'm not on good terms with my supervisor. In fact we had a bit of a beef last week, when he told me my last piece of work was offal. I know I shouldn't steak all my hopes on it, but I really want to impress him with this project, or I might be for the chop. I really want to be on the topside of the class, and all you guys can do is rib me about it... 😥


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:29 pm
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what a load of mince.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:35 pm
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Poppa, if you are serious about the dissertation, then you need to read some Aldous Huxley, I'm pretty sure he wrote some stuff on a similar theme, though the title eludes me at the moment. Anyone?


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 2:52 pm
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Before anyone spends too much time on it, no, I was entirely taking the piss!

EDIT: Thought the swear filter might take care of that one?!


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 3:03 pm
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Don't worry Poppa, I was referring to Brave Moo World


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 3:16 pm
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poppa = Mr Nutt in a different trollage device


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 4:06 pm
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What do cows call their beef curtains anyway?


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 4:42 pm
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Vachina? (Well, the french cows anyway)


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 6:00 pm
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poppa - I should have known better than to ask a serious question on STW.

WTF? Poor troll.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 6:08 pm
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🙄


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 6:19 pm
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If cows took over the world, we'd be ok - they're herbivores.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 7:13 pm
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If cows took over the world, we'd be ok - they're herbivores.

Thats what they said about hitler


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 7:33 pm
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Oh dear. 🙁

We've gone from Kylie and Nigella's bottoms, to Adolf Hitler.

I assume you meant Adolf? Or perhaps his sister Paula?

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I don't think her bottom would've bin particularly appealing, somehow...


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 7:40 pm
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Kylie's prime stuff, too valuable to go into the food chain. What we need to do is to up the quality of existing stock by a selective breeding process with Kylie.

Form a line gentlemen and er ladies (may need a fluffer or two)....


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 9:31 pm
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Obviously the tastiest part of a person is/are BRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZZ.


 
Posted : 24/11/2010 11:50 pm
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The infraspinatus, or slices of calf like bacon.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:06 am
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The infraspinatus, or slices of calf like bacon.

Ya eedjit. Bacon is from a pig, not a calf, you're thinking of veal.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 12:44 am
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my dad got taken into hospital this week, and I learned how valuable it is to have a pancreas. I dunno how tasty it is, but it's certainly valuable.


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 1:30 am
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Officially, the most tender muscle would be the GRACILLIS muscle, in the inside of the leg. Not really used in day to day upright living, so would be my cut if choice....

DrP


 
Posted : 25/11/2010 9:00 am
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