I'm having 2 new office lifts installed at the moment, and I'll need to get labels made for them. This is my opportunity to give them each a stupid name on a nameplate that isn't dead obvious alongside the proper ID for the maintenance records. Go on then, give it your best shot.
For inspiration they are Kone MonoSpace 500 models.
Anyone suggesting Lifty McLiftface is immediately disqualified. I won't be able to name them anything offensive, but I don't mind the suggestions being made here.
Bert and Ernie
Upper & Downer
Kim & Aggie
Heaven & Hell
“To me” and “to you”
or
“Withnail” and “I”
Tom & Jerry
Salt 'n' Pepa
Label by lift call button saying "Push it Real Good"
Salt 'n' Pepa
Label by lift call button saying "Push it Real Good"
Love that.
(Much more than the new forum 😬)
Westlife and Status Quo.
The Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Darren
Picolax and Sudocrem
It'll raise questions that no one wants answered.
Kone is close enough to Kona for some bike references so Stinky and Humuhumu-Nukunuku-A-Pua'a
Ice Cream, and Chips
Both contained by K(c)ones
Father Robula Conundrum and Father Todd Unctious, Todd, Todd, Todd, how are'yeh Todd.
Up and Down.
Imagine the confusion.
Loosey (the one on the left) and Tighty (the one on the right)
Loosey (the one on the left) and Tighty (the one on the right)
Up and Down. Imagine the confusion that could cause.
"Push me" and "pull you"
Heaven and Hell
If they are workplace lifts I'd call them Dantés Lifts because every floor will be a level of hell. Even better if they go to 9 floors.
"Daddy" and "Chips".
Although I do like salt n pepa, once they're ready you can send an email round titled Salt n pepa's here!
Must admit I'd not though of a pair of partners names, it's a good idea though. I fear a lot of the staff who work here are too young to know who Salt 'n Pepa are.
Surely all the better for the joke?
I keep making prodigy jokes at work. A solid half my office was born after their payday.
And when people ask why you called them salt'n'pepa you can tell them it's...
"None of your business"
Please make sure one is called Otis
Reminds me of favourite dad joke....Why should you not fart in a lift?
.......its wrong on so many levels...
The Vanishing Cabinets
Call them both Schindler. A great if not dark joke, and will completely confuse the lift engineers when they find out that they aren't made by Schindler.
S & M
Daedalus and Icarus
Ronnie and Regie.
Whichever you choose, you have to go inside...
Starsky and Hutch.
Obvious elevator music is obvious....
Tower of Terror - that's what our glass lifts are nick named.
Ant & Dec
Keep swapping the labels round so nobody can remember which one is which
Call them both Schindler.
When you're working on industrial equipment, causing confusion to the maintenance engineers about their work location is definitely not a great idea! 😁
If one's Otis then the other one has to be Marvin.
And there'll be lots of people coming in, and going out again.
Or just Vic and Bob, or Bob and Paul - 'and away!'
Oskar & Itzhak
Felix & Meike
Bill and Ben
