[Closed] What to buy an office full of women?

Really unflattering baggy t shirts.

john_drummer - Member
sorry to rain on everybody's parade but...

let me get this straight

1) there's a PR company;
2) your company pays the PR company to do PR stuff

<deep pockets, short arms>
why on earth do you need to give the PR company's employees chocolate/cake/something else? Isn't the fact that they're getting paid for an honest day's work enough?

</deep pockets, short arms>

No harm in showing appreciation for peoples efforts, you usually benefit from it in the long run!

wrecker - Member
why on earth do you need to give the PR company's employees chocolate/cake/something else?

something's telling me timc has a penis. Next.

Indeed, but that wasn't the motivation, I know you don't believe me

don simon - Member
1) there's a PR company;
2) your company pays the PR company to do PR stuff

I fear you're missing the point.
a) timc- BMW driving music industry executive on a mission.
b) Office full of PR totty.
Chocolates should do the trick and don't forget your best shiney suit.

You missed out 'Orange 5 rider'

There was no mission, again, you wont believe me

john_drummer - Member

something's telling me timc has a penis. Next.
thought it might be something like that. but I still don't get it. must be a Lahndan thing

No its a "I'm not miserable/tight/ungrateful thing " 😯

Buy them these cookies...

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And wear this t-shirt...

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calling fat women pretty is so Cliché

Couldn't find a 'fat women' t-shirt.

Stingy git, get them all one of these each..

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get yourself a Borat style mankini

Batteries

elleste duet preferably the large 2mg tablets

Sybian.