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1. Drivers who don't indicate
2. Discrimination against smokers
3. My neighbours
1, Umbrellas.
2, Using public transport at commuter times if you're retired.
3, Any business that doesn't let you pay by card.
1, Anyone so departed from emotional reality that they need to make a fake emotional outpouring every time some celebrity hafwit dies.
2, Cats
3, People who dash to get in front of you, then move really really slowly, as if they think you lost and therefore have to suffer for it (I work with lots of Italians, Spanish and Portuguese and it just seems to be part of their culture, but one day they will push me too far and will all die horrible painful deaths).
1) Wood burning stoves
2) Coffee machines
3) Cut throat razors
4) Poncey watches
5) Audis
6) BMW
7) HiFi
8 ) AV
9) Monday night pub rides
10) Mid-life crises
11) Bloody Scotland
12) Moaning about house prices.
13) And any altercations where it’s quite clear the poster’s first thoughts, after said altercation, were…. I can’t wait to get this on STW
Only three of these are my true picks…. I’m just not sure which.
#1 the diet industry
#2 reality tv
#3 hippies
As already said :
Religion
Football
and I will add large 4 wheel drive vehicles with low profile tyres...
1) Badly perforated toilet rolls that tear everywhere but across the perforations
2) Pretty "sweetshop" flavoured ciders.
3) People who blame their tyres for their lack of skill.
1.) that peach coloured fabric that's kind of high viz and was very fashionable with a certain class of lady a few years back.
2.) Iceberg Lettuce
3.) Extendible dog leads
1. Cheese with bits in.
2. Religion.
3. Politicians.
and just to be awkward:
4. People talking about how *AMAZEBALLS* their child is.
1. Not picking up dog shit
2. Driving whilst using a mobile phone
3. Eating with your mouth open
All capital offences now under my new regime
6. Yankee candles
7. Colour co-ordinating scatter cushions, curtains and carpets. Everyone loves good decor, no one loves a try hard
2. Driving whilst using a mobile phone
3. Eating with your mouth open
How about Eating with your mouth open at the same time as talking on your mobile phone whilst driving?
viscous dogs
chortles.
How about Eating with your mouth open at the same time as talking on your mobile phone whilst driving?
Punishable by sex with Anne Widdicombe
1 - chicken
2 - processed food
3 - people late for meetings 🙄
1. Bureaucrats.
2. Jobworths.
3. Anyone that goes against my wishes.
1. The promotion of any religion to anyone below the age if 16. If you want to be a chrustian/Muslim/Buddhist/etc you can be but only when you're at an age to make a sensible, informed decision. Basically no being brought up as "insert religion here" or indoctrination as it will now be called. No more christening's, baptisms or circumcisms thank you.
2. Party names on voting slips and campaign literature. Replace with the candidates name and the policies they stand for and make people vote for the policies not the parties.
3. The ability to become an mp without a minimum of 10 years of work experience. I don't care whether you've been a builder or a banker, you just have to have spent time working away from politics.
That'll do for a start I think.
I've been giving this topic some considered thought, but after reading lunge's three, I find it difficult to argue with those.
I would otherwise have started with football...
[i]Colour co-ordinating scatter cushions, curtains and carpets.[/i]
Good call! Scatter cushions! What a complete and utter waste of time. They render any item of furniture completely unusable for it's intended purpose. It's OK in my house because I just throw them on the floor but when you're in someone elses house what do you do? Try and get in between them? Gently place them down the side of the sofa or just end up sitting with them making the whole think incredibly uncomfortable and you come away with rickets!
1. Pensioners from making appointments, being in shops or town centres before 9am, between 12 and 2, and after 5pm during the week, and at weekends.
2. Tabloid newspapers.
3. Gripshift
1. Incomplete answers
television
anyone who wears adidas tracksuit bottoms to go out in...
inconsiderate people
flipflops or sandals for anywhere except the beach
1. Neutral colours like beige, pale brown, beige, cream and more beige.
2. People who let their dogs plop everywhere
3. Car journeys of less than a mile (exceptions made for moving heavy loads, or disability)
All cars faster than a Nissan Micra K11.
Tattooed bald blokes.
Ear wax.
I forgot to add - nature programmes that give wild animals names.
I'm on a roll now, I must be feeling a bit tetchy today!
Baristas who think that a cappuccino is a bucketful of overheated under frothed coffee!
People who say: "things happen for a reason"
Cars on Tuesdays and Thursdays
Reality TV
Whining lefties with chips on their shoulders.
Celebrities
Footballers
Scumbags
Coke Zero
Blended Whisky
Courgettes
1 Daily Mail
2 UKIP
3 Using the word "like" more than once in a sentence
Insurance
Negativity
Dog Poo
bankers
religion
politics
as a result, there wouldn't be war. RESULT.
29ers
Vegetables
Anyone who doesn't like Holly Willoughby.
Babies.
Chavs.
People who don't accept social responsibility for their own actions.
"insurance".
Actually, one of the most noble pursuits. The luck of the many benefits the lack of luck of the few. Its a brilliant concept.
Case in point, lots of people insure their home against theft. The vast majority don't experience burglary. I did. I paid about £200, I got back about £15,000.
Without insurance, I'd be very much out of pocket. And so would lots of people.
People proclaiming - where I live is the best, who have never lived anywhere else.
People who complain about stuff but can't come up with a better system or idea that is actually practical
Generalisations.
"you guys"
"bubbly"
and chuffing celery what's it for?
Piars Morgan
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan
Coffee shops with only one coffee machine, for the money charged buy a second and speed the queue up, you may serve more costumers!!!!
Drivers who don't know how to use roundabout's or indicators..
The daily mail and people who quote from it as if it's gospel.
More than one house ownership
immigration
sports bras. 🙂
1. Inconsistent punctuation.
2 poor grammatical usage
3 - Pedant's
Working
idiots from playing World of Tanks
Weeds.
Crocs
Wasps
fizzy water
American English
Adults using micro-scooters
Regular TV-type adverts in cinemas
The general public on television
Hen parties
Replacement bus services
aaaand relax
People who think staurday girls/boys in cafes are called 'baristas'