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I watched the film An Education last night which stars Rosamund Pike; a pretty British actor with a striking resemblance to Dido. It got me thinking what on earth happened to Dido after her great success.

Anyone know? - although I await a STW flaming for even mentioning her


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:30 pm
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Her career bombed after she decided to reinstate the letter "l" that she'd previously removed from her name


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:32 pm
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Her career bombed after she decided to reinstate the letter "l" that she'd previously removed from her name

Didlo?


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:33 pm
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I'm surprised you didn't know. She died in a car crash in Paris, along with Princess Diana. It was in all the papers at the time. There were rumours of an affair.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:33 pm
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Didol...she thought it sounded too much like an indigestion remedy....


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:34 pm
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Her career bombed because the only thing she ever did that didn't make you immediately want to hurl yourself from a tall building was inadvertently supply a sample for an Uminum track


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:35 pm
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Looks like a couple of less successful albums then having a kid.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:36 pm
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I think she does quite well in the states, just not over here.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:36 pm
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I'm sure she's sitting on a huge Scrooge McDuck sized pile of money laughing her head off and enjoying life.. I know I would be.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:38 pm
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Everyone thought ........... "why the hell should I listen to Dido when I can still listen to Dusty"


 
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she was wacked by the bland police, coldplay next.


 
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Scrooge McDuck doesn't get enough mentions on this forum IMHO


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:39 pm
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nominated for a Best Original Song Oscar in 2010


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:41 pm
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I'm sure she's sitting on a huge Scrooge McDuck sized pile of money laughing her head off and enjoying life.. I know I would be.

Amen to that!

For those who care enough to click a link, but not enough to google it themselves (or start a thread asking the question 😉 )...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dido_(singer)


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:41 pm
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I preferred 'Jasper the grasper' as my cartoon miser 🙂


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:45 pm
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LOL @ rewski


 
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And on the subject of cr@p singers. Where is Heather Small of M People fame? Well out of sight I hope as I don't want to hear 'Proud' regurgitated for the next month.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:49 pm
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That's Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong to you.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:50 pm
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And Desree... What a dire dirge she sung!


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:51 pm
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Probably living the life of Riley on the proceeds from [i]that[/i] album while chubby insecure men who once proudly popped it into the Bose soundsystem in their dining rooms during early attempts at dinner parties, having cooked recipes from "The Naked Chef", now pan her on internet forums in an attempt to assuage their guilt at having owned the cd. Hope she's enjoying it.


 
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After re-instateing the 'l' she looked in the mirrored ceiling and it read Diplo so she became one third of Magnetic Man.


 
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Probably living the life of Riley on the proceeds from that album while chubby insecure men who once proudly popped it into the Bose soundsystem in their dining rooms during early attempts at dinner parties, having cooked recipes from "The Naked Chef", now pan her on internet forums in an attempt to assuage their guilt at having owned the cd. Hope she's enjoying it.

Always with the chubby men. What's up with that?


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 12:58 pm
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I mis-read you post title 😯


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:01 pm
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Jamie,DD is famously chubby.


 
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Having worked in a record shop when No Angel came out, i can vouch for the chubby men (and women) buying that along with David Grays White Ladder. More recently it would have been Duffys album and whatever pap Adele feels the need to give birth to.......music for people who don't buy, or indeed have any interest in, music.

For that matter, what happened to Duffy, she was the next big thing then she cycled round a supermarket looking for diet coke, then disappeared


 
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Lutricia McNeal, another (fortunately) one-hit wonder.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:06 pm
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Wrote her own stuff + Massively popular in America = probably retired with more money than you can possibly imagine

If that wailing manatee Adele can bank £25 million last year, Dido must be minted


 
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music for people who don't buy, or indeed have any interest in, music.

Agreed.

And if anyone DOES find Dido, give me a shout, I want to punch her in the face.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:08 pm
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more money than you can possibly imagine

I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit.

(nothing to add to the thread, just fancied a film quote)


 
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music for people who don't buy, or indeed have any interest in, music.

Agreed.

And if anyone DOES find Dido, give me a shout, I want to punch her in the face.

Really.

I assuming that it would be OK to have one of your daughters punched in the face if her singing isn't up to scratch in the nativity this year?

No? Didn't f**** think so.

Matt


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:18 pm
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music for people who don't buy, or indeed have any interest in, music.

Or maybe people who aren't so up themselves as most of the music journos seem to be bought it because they liked it?

Bit like art , somepeople buy things they like, some people buy sharks in formaldihyde because it is cutting edge and it is what the 'critics' gush about.

What is the purpose of art and music? to educate, to entertain, to challenge, etc. Different people, different reasons.

There is no right or wrong answer, well there is a wrong answer liking something because you are told to like something, so as to be in with the 'cool people'?


 
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Did she have something to do with the cut price supermarket chain Lidl


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:19 pm
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And if anyone DOES find Dido, give me a shout, I want to punch her in the face.

My money is on Dido battering you.

Anyway...


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:21 pm
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I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit.

(nothing to add to the thread, just fancied a film quote)

I'm constantly surprised by how much money music people make, particularly if they write their own stuff. That cretin Amy MacDonald was on the breakfast news a couple of weeks ago going on about how she'd just bought a brand new Ferrari 😕

I didn't believe she would have enough fans to fund the purchase of a 30 year old FSO Polonez, never mind a brand new Ferrari 458 😯


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:23 pm
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Wow! I thought she died over 2000 years ago after founding Carthage, she's wearing well.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:26 pm
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Doesn't surprise me at all. Most people have unsophisticated and fairly homogeneous tastes - so all you have to do is tap into that fact and bam. Gazillionaire.

Dan Brown
J K Rowling
Hollywood (these people have it really sorted)
Anonymous crappy watercolour artists
People who make prints of Impressonists
Coldplay
U **** 2
etc etc


 
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MrMo, generally music these days which becomes popular with the masses is marketed to death by bean counters. The music industry has been guilty if this for years, but if people are gullible enough to believe that they are making an informed decision by buying the latest Adele pile of nonsense then good luck to them, it's being shoved down their throat at every opportunity possible until they find themselves humming it but don't know why.

You can spraf on about art as much as you like, but art by its very nature is open to review as soon as its put out there. The likes of Dido, Adele, David Gray, Duffy, they were never pushing any boundaries of art or music in the sense that it is something to explore, they simply came out copying well established and succesful artists who came before them.

It's, as the previous poster stated, dinner party music. It's coffee table music at best, the kind of thing people leave lieing around when their couple friends are over in the hope that they all find each other 'cool' because they all have it and "oh, wasn't she amazing on the Brits" discussions can ensuov


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:34 pm
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if people are gullible enough to believe that they are making an informed decision by buying the latest Adele pile of nonsense then good luck to them

It's not quite like that, I don't think. People don't 'think they are making an informed decision'. People aren't trying to impress or push themselves intellecually. They just buy what they like. Most of it's word of mouth, I reckon. Maybe young kids who don't know what they like are malleable, but I don't think older people are.

It's the majority's tastes that are bland, conservative and predictable. Hence the music. Plenty of edgy stuff out there, they just don't like it so don't buy it.


 
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Really.

I assuming that it would be OK to have one of your daughters punched in the face if her singing isn't up to scratch in the nativity this year?

No? Didn't f**** think so.

Matt


No, I'd be happy to have any of my children punched if their singing wasn't up to scratch. They'd well deserve it.


 
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Most of it's word of mouth, I reckon. Maybe young kids who don't know what they like are malleable, but I don't think older people are.

Not sure most of it's word of mouth
I tend to simply download stuff I've heard that I like, I don't really care if they're trendy or even especially talented, if it's a decent tune I'll give it a go for a while.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:44 pm
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MrMo, generally music these days which becomes popular with the masses is marketed to death by bean counters. The music industry has been guilty if this for years, but if people are gullible enough to believe that they are making an informed decision by buying the latest Adele pile of nonsense then good luck to them, it's being shoved down their throat at every opportunity possible until they find themselves humming it but don't know why.

Our lives are run by bean counters, the books we read, the art we see, the music we listen to, all is marketing. However even those who claim to be buying for "higher" reasons are buying what is sold to them.

As i said are you buying music to entertain, to educate or to challenge? Music is closely tied in the head to memories, certain music will be attractive because of what it means not what it is.

As i also said there are too many critics who are effectively marketing music to those too gullable to see they are being marketed to, the cool "i am not being markteted to brigand".

Maybe be i am being too cynical but most people are too stupid to know they are being marketed to.


 
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generally <insert product here> these days which becomes popular with the masses is marketed to death by bean counters

Not sure why the music - or any - industry is "guilty" of doing this. They're selling a product and the aim is to make money.


 
Posted : 23/07/2012 1:50 pm
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As for the art analogy, most people like pictures of things, how often is modern art regarded as crap? look at the response you get to the Turner prize, or in a different arena, the Stirling prize?


 
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I'm not sure what marketing I'm susceptible to and I would guess most folks don't either

However, the last track I downloaded was Bob Dylan - Mr Tambourine Man [coz I can't find the copy I already have]
There must be some sort of subliminal Bobby Dylan stuff going on in my head


 
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join me on my bland patrol, next week we are smashing up the tofu in waitrose.


 
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