[Closed] What snacks can you chomp on until they’re coming out of your ears?

Salted Peanuts

Chocolate raisins, jelly babies and hot cross buns are my three major vices.

Haribo Tangfastics, Star Mix and Supermix. 2 bags. 3. 4. No problem ☹️😖

Pistachios, Walnuts, cashews. I have to be very restrained if I open a packet of any of them.

Most of the chocolatey cakes things you get in those tubs from M & S.

I would say salt and vinegar Hula Hoops puffs or pickled onion monster munch but they both strip the lining from my mouth after a full size bag.

I’m presently staring at a big tub of Pistachios. Once they’re open, they’re done too. I could literally keep going until my thumbs are bloodied stumps

Pringles.

I have to be very restrained if I open a packet

I don't think you get his thread, a single packet is simply a standard portion isn't it, we're taking multi packets here.

Salted peanuts and sugar dummies, not at the same time.

Fried salt served on any base.

Biscuits. I won’t stop eating them until I run out or I throw up

Chocolate coated crystallised ginger. I have to not buy it now Porthgain a whole pack is gone

Biltong. If I ride on a saturday I pass dangerously close on the way home to the Saffer shop, and frequently call in for 'about a tenner?' of chilli chutney biltong, as wet (rare) as they have it

That's about half a pound of semi raw meat that gets chomped in no time.

I have tried buying £15 worth because then there's less temptation to eat it all, and I'll get 2 portions at least from it.

As if.....

Chilli Kabanossi. Yum!

Aldi jelly snakes. Oaft.

Ritz biscuits.

I don't think I've ever eaten half a packet of anything and put the rest away for another time.

Supermarket own brand midget gems are one that I really need to avoid.

Decent quality sausages; I'll always cook twice as many as we need and will have polished off the surplus before the washing up is finished.

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Surplus sausages?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You had me for a moment there

pork scratchings.
wasabi nuts
chilli rice crackers
Tyrells SV crisps.

Cashews are the crack of nuts

Kettle chips, give me a big bag and I'll genuinely eat them til my mouth is bleeding.

Cashews are the crack of nuts

I think any nuts are essentially drugs.

I remember buying a massive bag of salted peanuts and it had 2 obvious nonsenses emblazoned on the packaging

1. Sharing bag

2. Resealable pack

Yes, well I can assure you that neither of those things will be happening 😃

I eat so much I make myself a bit ill...

You don't get much Balti mix for a pound.

The asian supermarket near me sells some unknown brand stuff - for £1 you need a sack trolley to get it to the car!

Walkers prawn cocktail crisps.

For me it's liquorice. Unless it's a "fancy" sort. Y'know, the sort that has "interesting" stuff added to make it irresistible at the check-out at the gift shop. Like the stuff they adulterate fudge with.

Oh, yes... fudge.

And why do Pringles have a resealable top? That's not even single use plastic.

theotherjonv

You don’t get much Balti mix for a pound.

The asian supermarket near me sells some unknown brand stuff – for £1 you need a sack trolley to get it to the car!

I have such a sack here in my kitchen, going to split it into medium sized lunch boxes just so I don't do a piggy take on snaffling the lot and spliting my teeth in the process

Cashews, pretzels, jelly babies, sesame and poppy seed thins… the list goes on.

Current problem? Cofresh pea and peanut mix… so good…

M&S onion ring crisps. The only stops me eating them is the lack of them

Binners, theres versions of those Sausages with a) pickle or b) English mustard embedded from Marks I think which take even those to another level.

Facebook keeps trying to tempt me into obesity by flooding my feed with adverts for nuts pick

https://nutspick.co.uk/collections/honey-roasted-nuts/products/honey-cashews-peanuts-mix

Those M&S salt and vinegar twists that come in giant bags, and peanut M&Ms. ‘Sharing bag’, yeah right.

The walkers MAX crisps range have changed my life:

KFC
Hot chicken wings
Jalapeno and cheese

They're called crack crisps in my house, in fact I'm eating a packet of KFC flava now

Also, I always have a jar of aubergine pickle on the go, just spread it on anything that's lying around

Snyders of Hanover, Jalapeno pretzel pieces.

Totally with you on the MAX crisps @fingerbang

I bought a big pack of the KFC ones so I could laugh derisively at them. KFC crisps indeed?

The derision didn’t last long and neither did the crisps 😂

The cheese and jalapeño ones are awesome

I’ve not tried the chicken wings ones. I need to rectify that

Bahlsen chocolate biscuits, dried apricots (stand clear the following day), salted (never dry roasted) peanuts.

Bahlsen chocolate biscuits

This, but, there are only about 6 in a box.

Peanut M&Ms. End of thread

Binners, theres versions of those Sausages with a) pickle or b) English mustard embedded from Marks I think which take even those to another level

You do realise @Kryton57 that giving me that information technically makes you a pusher?

Snyders of Hanover, Jalapeno pretzel pieces.

Oh god yes!

Aaaaand;

Pork Scratchings

Honey Roasted Cashews

Pork Scratchings

Honey Roasted Peanuts

Pork Scratchings

Flaming Hot Giant Wotsits

Pork Scratchings

Salt & Pepper Cashews

Did I mention Pork Scratchings?

You do realise @Kryton57 that giving me that information technically makes you a feeder?

FTFY.

Pigs in blankets, pretty much the only good thing about Xmas

Mimi millionaire chocolate bites, a box of 20, less than an hour

Boasters biscuits , probably gone in 15 mins

Strange thing is i can leave unopened boscuits, sweets, eastet eggs etc alone in a cupboard for weeks, however once opened... All gone

Scratchings, wasabi peas, green olives, Dairy Lea triangles.