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I'm at the office, wife at home, she's going to pick up a Chinese take away tonight just before I get home. I could ask he to send me a pic of the menu but where's the fun in that.
So what will I have? I like just about everything apart from lemon and ginger based meals.
Thai.
EDIT: OK, that's not helpful. Squid, Ribs, Prawn Toast.
Hot and Sour soup.
Hot and sour soup followed by crispy chilli shredded beef
Sechzuan Chow Mein
Kung Doo Crispy Shredded Beef
Prawn Crackers
Chips
Salt and Pepper Ribs
Kung Po beef
Ribs and crispy duck
Cream of sum yung gai ?
Oh, that's Thai, not Chinese.
Prawn Crackers
To be left until the next day when have a slight chew, nom nom nom. OK, you can have a few but not all of them.
Crispy Duck
Shredded Chili Beef
Chicken in Black Bean Sauce
Special Fried Rice
Prawn Crackers
Hoi Sin Sauce & chips
accompanied by Stella Artois.
Special Curry (bit of everything)
Egg fried rice
Plain chow mein
Oh, and some mini spring rolls to snaffle in the car or on the walk home.
A bucket full of MSG.
Salt and pepper chips.
Food of the gods, I tell you.
[i]Salt and pepper chips.[/i]
Ooooooooh........
Oh I was going to say Lemon Chicken and Lamb with Ginger and Spring Onions.
Just pick some numbers, like the lottery.
Although cheesy feet suggestion up there looks pretty good.
Singapore rice. Love it.
Our local used to give you a massive bag of prawn crackers free. Last time I ordered, didn't get any 🙁 nor the soggy bag of raw onion and lettuce, but I didn't miss that.
Tom yum soup - okay not strictly chinese, but done properly it's a wonderful thing,
Also spare ribs, kung po chicken, char sui chow mein, egg flied lice. Oh, and crispy seaweed.
All the prime numbers on the menu.
pick a couple of random numbers and play chinese takeaway roulette
Beef satay
crispy chilli pork
char sui bun
singapore FR
OK spare ribs
salt and pepper prawns
between two bits of bread
The carbocide special? ie Sweet and sour king prawn balls, rice, chips and curry sauce. A portion of mixed veg and sesame prawn toast on the side.
And now for the main course....hmmm, let me think
go in, ask for...
la za ji ding (chicken with chillies)
yang joe chow fan (Yangzhou fried fried rice, eggs, peas, sweat corn and rice)
ee ping buy joe (a bottle of rice wine)
see what happens... enjoy
This is my list so far, prawn crackers come as standard anyway.
King prawn satay
special curry - never had a chinese curry before
king prawn with chilli & garlic sauce
Son has chicken show mein no veg so that's out.
Shredded beef or chicken is also a possible.
Soup and crispy duck are both great but not for me in takeway format
[i]yang joe chow fan (Yangzhou fried fried rice, eggs, peas, sweat corn and rice)
ee ping buy joe (a bottle of rice wine)[/i]
The guy that wons the place is called Kenny, not Joe,
Salt and chilli ribs then chicken balls with egg fried rice.
duck and 1000 year egg congee!
Singapore Chow Mein.
sweat corn? I think i'll pass on that one
What are those funny orange chewy spindly things called?
They normally come as a starter with crispy seaweed and prawn toast..
Been bloody years since I've had a Chinese meal.. 😐
Singapore Chow Mein. +1 (but pork only) though half a position of Crispy Shredded Beef in a honey & chilli sause ontop is also good
Number 3, 10, 43 and 17 is my favourite
Singapore Fried Rice
Sweet and Sour Battered King Prawns
Beef and Green Pepper in Black Bean Sauce
Chips
Special szechuan, half rice half chips.
Dumplings , Capitol ribs, crispy seaweed, satay chicken, prawn toast, egg fried rice, special soft noodles, chicken balls in sweet sour sauce , crispy aromatic lamb.......loads of beer...and wine for the misses
What time do ya want me round...lol
don't forget the stella.
sweepy - Member
Special szechuan, half rice half chips.
Chips from the chinese!!!! 😯
[b]BURN THE HERETIC!![/b]
Damn you internet!!!
sweepy - Member
Chips from the chinese!!!!
Best bloody chips you can get! Not the sloppy nasty half fried things the chippy' sell. Missus is partial to special Chinese curry & chip, & both are damned lovely
Wan Ton Soup
Special Foo Yung
Banana fritter with golden syrup
Perfect storm..
My other half is at work til midnight (she's very disapproving of Chinese cuisine)
Bank balance is looking deceptively healthy..
I'm suffering with a putrid hangover..
This thread..
I've gone for a chilli fest..
Chilli salt squid
Chilli ribs
Wondering dragon (mixed meat in chilli and black bean sauce)
Vegetable chow mein
Got a big bottle of coke too and the kids are happily munching their way through the bag of 'moon crisps'
I had chips with a chinese meal in Beijing I shit you not.
Had an 18 hour stop over between flights - so went to a restaurant with a squaddy, a psychiatrist and a Belgian academic. We ate funny fish (some flat fish with tonnes of chilli oil) and chicken with tonnes of chilli oil. It came with fries!
I'm not sure if you're actually in china it's technically classed as a chinese. Can't think too much about that, its like quantum theory. Not that you're incredulity isn't warranted, I've certainly never had steak and kidney pie and crispy noodles down The Ship.
Trust me, I have tried all sorts of Chinese takeaways for years now and I have recently given up all together as realising that it's just plain wrong!
If you have to have a Chinese, I recommend lemon chicken and spring onion egg fried rice topped with crispy seaweed but prepare for a heart attack after gorging on crispy seaweed.
If it can be a different take out then Thai and order a coconut sticky rice to accompany your chosen dish of desire/death.
Now if I have to get a takeaway it's a fancy Indian.
went to a restaurant with a squaddy, a psychiatrist and a Belgian academic
Surely that's got to be the start of a joke?