Oh god, where to begin – particularly if we’re not limiting ourselves to British/current politicians? As people have said, it’d be easier to find a list of ones you don’t want to slap.
Fairly high on my list of loathing:
1: David Cameron
2: George Osbourne
3: Nadine Dorries
4: Keith Vaz
5: George Galloway
"5: George Galloway"
Yup
If I had to pick one, oh it would be Osbourne on so many levels.
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No one, really?
In no particular order
Ed Milliband - Barefaced Liar elected by the union block vote. I'll post about him deliberately misleading parliament re carbon scrubbing technologies in a separate thread if anyone's interested.
Gordon Brown - For spending 11 years p155ing away our money like it was going out of fashion and for sulking at our expense since he lost the election and the leadership of the labour party, Oh and for being the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had.
Blair - just a ****
Pickles - Fat **** - i had the pleasure of telling him he was talking bollocks about student fees tripling
Gove - stitching up 640,000 kids by letting ofqual fiddle with grade boundaries.
Osbourne - Usless **** failing miserably to get the economy moving
Nick Clegg - Useless soundbite hunting monkey
Cameron - for not sacking Osbourne
Balls - smug and odious, brown sidekick so should crawl buck under stone and shutup as half of this massive national debt is his fault
Saint Vince of cable - proved to like the rest of them mouthing off to girle reporters about how he could bring the government down - ****
Why can't i say the Tw-t word lol
sorry STW I was cross 😮
Phew!
Gwello, I think we'd get on.
LenHankie, lets have a beer and put the world to rights lol
And what happened to the coffee forum that used to be in her when i posted in this place before. I suppose some politician abolished it as its not healthy enough!
Christ!.......I seem to have rattled the hornets nest and dragged their queen out whilst pissing all over their larvae if the vitriolic response from this thread is anything to go by - well done stw peeps, my faith in righteous anger and vengeance is now rekindled.
Viva le revolution...........but if you don't mind I'll first brew myself an espresso in true stw fashion.
In order of stw hatred up to this point - please form an orderly queue for your slap.
George Osbourne - 10 slaps
Tony Blair - 9 slaps
Michael Gove - 6 slaps
David Cameron - 5 slaps (c'mon....we can do better than 5?)
Eric Pickles - 5 slaps
Nick Clegg - 4 slaps
Jeremy Hunt - 4 slaps
Ed Milliband - 3 slaps
"Witch" Thatcher - 3 slaps
Ed balls - 2 slaps
George Galloway - 2 slaps
Gordon Brown - 2 slaps
Mitt Romney - 2 slaps
Vince Cable - 2 slaps
George Bush - 2 slaps
Louise Mensch - 1 slap
Keith Vaz - 1 slap
Nadine Dorries - 1 slap
Tony Abbot - 1 slap
Dick Cheney - 1 slap
Hermon Von Rumpey - 1 slap
Jose Manual Barroso - 1 slap
Piers Morgon - 1 slap followed by a **** proper doing over!.
I'm gonna throw in a wildcard entrant who has nothing to do with politics but i'd pay to watch him being ripped apart by his talk show feral guests.........................Jeremy Kyle
Ed F. Balls.
This thread should have been closed after The Flying Ox said all that needed to be said on the first page.
Anyone in the labour party
Ed Balls, with George Osborne..........
Sad you are in so many cases limiting yourselves to UK politicians - Romney aside, Caruso a dishonourable mention... there are 1000s more deserving of a slap, too.
A pick from the Spanish: my local mayor Daniel Perez. Slimy permatanned party hack that he is:
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His boss, Esperanza Aguirre. Right-wing, botoxtastic, fancies herself the Spanish Thatcher - but a devout Catholic version. Quite possibly a future candidate for president.
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The Basque nationalists, tiptoeing over sectarian violence, the Catalan ones - think they're the dog's wotsits, then come begging for a bailout from the central government... In fact, it's quite hard to think of one I do like!
Slap has got to be blair. Milliband I would beat to death using his smug brothers severed head.
I thought that was a hot looking Felicity Kendal!
Back on track I wouldn't slap them, however some MP's that get my back up are
Harriet Harmen.
Nicola Sturgeon.
Nick Clegg
Harriet Harperson surely?? But I agree well deserving of a slap
I saw the pic of Odious Ed Balls in his Nazi uniform online yesterday, it summed him up for me .... Hypocrite
The other one who needs a slap is Yvette Cooper or Mrs Ed Balls as she is for marrying him in the first place
Cicero
Reading his boring twaddle [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Oratore ]De Oratore[/url] took two years of my life that I'll never get back.Mind you I imagine it is a Big Hitter's bread and butter.
Philistines look here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicero
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Anyway... Blair, Blair and Blair.
+1, for lying to draw us in an illegal war.
Osbourne, on the rebound, for being so ****less* and clueless at economics.
I express some uncertainty about the meaning of this word that is so often bandied about: "****less". I'm assuming it means: "not giving a f-e-c-k".
Hazel ****ing blears!!! Obnoxious woman!!! Represents one of the most deprived constituencies in the country, yet was one of the worst offenders of the expenses scandal. And you could see she regarded a lifestyle well well beyond the means of her constituents as some kind of divine entitlement!
